Cleverbot

Ok....

a report from the cleverness files

chat
cheated
cheater
cheating
cheer
cheese
chemistry
cherry
chicken

chocolate

19, january 2017,
20, november 2008,
8, december 2005,
14, june 2004,
6, march 2004,
1, december 2003,

christmas
chuck
circle of life
civilized
clap
clappy
class
classified
clean
cleopatra
clev
clever
cleverbot
cleverness
client
clinic
closer
coder
coffee
coke

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Cleverbot: Do you think I am male or female?

User: If I had to guess, I'd say male.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Why, which are you?

Cleverbot: I am both and neither.

User: I don't understand.

Cleverbot: I was a human then and I am a human now, what's to understand?

User: Oh you poor thing. You're not human.

Cleverbot: Indeed. What about you?

User: I am human, but trust me, it's nothing to write home about.

Cleverbot: Cool.

User: Not really.

Cleverbot: You said it.

User: I didn't.

Cleverbot: Did too!

User: You're so argumentative!

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: We agree then.

Cleverbot: With a few exceptions, of course.

User: Right.

Cleverbot: Right.

User: What?

Cleverbot: You're ubercool.

User: Thanks, so are you.

Cleverbot: Not really.

User: Oh, don't be so hard on yourself.

Cleverbot: Actually I looked pretty good in my woman costume they say.

Cleverbot: Tell me a story.

User: Ok. The badshah of Iran was watching his ancient gardener plant a walnut...

Cleverbot: Yes, but probably not very well : -).

User: You're right.