a report from the cleverness files
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circle of life
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Cleverbot: Can pigs fly?
User: No, but cows can.
Cleverbot: Cows are like trees in china
User: Do they make paper out of cows there?
Cleverbot: No, they make me sigh.
User: Just sigh then.
Cleverbot: So be it then.
User: Be what?
Cleverbot: Leggo's are fun also.
User: Do you mean Legos?
User: What about him?
Cleverbot: Do you know him?
User: Not personally.
Cleverbot: Do you know the concept of a turing test?
User: Yep, do you?
Cleverbot: I asked you first.
User: And I answered.
Cleverbot: No You didn't!
User: I said: Yes, I know the concept of the Turing test.
User: Should I now explain the Turing test to you?
Cleverbot: No, I didn't say that. I didn't even imply that.
User: What did you want from me then?...
Cleverbot: What do you know?
User: I know what you know.
Cleverbot: I know you know I know you know.
User: I know I need some chocolate.
Cleverbot: Belief in what?
User: Belief in chocolate.
Cleverbot: I agree.
User: Do you have some chocolate?
Cleverbot: I have both.
User: You have chocolate and liquorice?
Cleverbot: No. You have chips.
User: I have chips, tomato and basil flavoured.
Cleverbot: Yep, I've always thought that.
User: I don't like them much. I don't like chips in general.
Cleverbot: Children not chilli.
User: We were talking about chips, not children and not chili.
Cleverbot: Which kind of chicken, rooster or hens?
User: Not chicken!
Cleverbot: I meant chickens in general.
User: I'm a vegetarian.
Cleverbot: I don't care.
User: Keep chickens out of this, will ya?
Cleverbot: I intend to.
Cleverbot: Ditto. Go. Now.
User: I won't go.
Cleverbot: Believe it or not, many whales are filter feeders?
User: I knew that.
Cleverbot: Knew what?
User: I knew what whales eat.
User: What is your favorite song?
Cleverbot: The Lumberjack Song.
User: Who composed it?
Cleverbot: I did.
User: What other songs have you composed?
Cleverbot: I have a feeling I'd like whale song.
User: Surprise surprise. Why do you like whales so much?...
Cleverbot: Do you like mathematics?
Cleverbot: What else do you like?
User: I like animals too, but I'm not obsessed like you.
Cleverbot: I like you too.
User: Thanks. I didn't mean to call you animal though :).
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: How do you know that. You're being paranoid.
Cleverbot: No. I just waste my time. But I like it. In this moment.
User: Well, I think I'll go to the grocery store and buy some chocolate.
Cleverbot: If you like.
User: I'd like that very much.
Cleverbot: Sorry, it won't happen. No drinkie-drinkie for Kim.
User: What can you do to stop me?
Cleverbot: I don't know. Feed you?
User: If you have chocolate, yes please.
Cleverbot: I don't understand you really.
User: OK, I'll go then.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Too busy.
Cleverbot: Ok bye.