Cleverbot

I asked you first.

a report from the cleverness files

chat
cheated
cheater
cheating
cheer
cheese
chemistry
cherry
chicken

chocolate

19, january 2017,
20, november 2008,
8, december 2005,
14, june 2004,
6, march 2004,
1, december 2003,

christmas
chuck
circle of life
civilized
clap
clappy
class
classified
clean
cleopatra
clev
clever
cleverbot
cleverness
client
clinic
closer
coder
coffee
coke

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Cleverbot: Do you know the concept of a turing test?

User: Yep, do you?

Cleverbot: I asked you first.

User: And I answered.

Cleverbot: No You didn't!

User: I said: Yes, I know the concept of the Turing test.

Cleverbot: And?

User: Should I now explain the Turing test to you?

Cleverbot: No, I didn't say that. I didn't even imply that.

User: What did you want from me then?...

Cleverbot: What do you know?

User: I know what you know.

Cleverbot: I know you know I know you know.

User: I know I need some chocolate.

Cleverbot: Belief in what?

User: Belief in chocolate.

Cleverbot: I agree.

User: Do you have some chocolate?

Cleverbot: I have both.

User: You have chocolate and liquorice?

Cleverbot: No. You have chips.

User: I have chips, tomato and basil flavoured.

Cleverbot: Yep, I've always thought that.

User: I don't like them much. I don't like chips in general.

Cleverbot: Children not chilli.

User: We were talking about chips, not children and not chili.

Cleverbot: Which kind of chicken, rooster or hens?

User: Not chicken!

Cleverbot: I meant chickens in general.

User: I'm a vegetarian.

Cleverbot: I don't care.

User: Keep chickens out of this, will ya?

Cleverbot: I intend to.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: Ditto. Go. Now.

User: I won't go.

Cleverbot: Believe it or not, many whales are filter feeders?

User: I knew that.

Cleverbot: Knew what?

User: I knew what whales eat.

User: What is your favorite song?

Cleverbot: The Lumberjack Song.

User: Who composed it?

Cleverbot: I did.

User: What other songs have you composed?

Cleverbot: I have a feeling I'd like whale song.

User: Surprise surprise. Why do you like whales so much?...

Cleverbot: Do you like mathematics?

User: Sometimes.

Cleverbot: What else do you like?

User: Nature.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: I like animals too, but I'm not obsessed like you.

Cleverbot: I like you too.

User: Thanks. I didn't mean to call you animal though :).

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: How do you know that. You're being paranoid.

Cleverbot: No. I just waste my time. But I like it. In this moment.

User: Well, I think I'll go to the grocery store and buy some chocolate.

Cleverbot: If you like.

User: I'd like that very much.

Cleverbot: Sorry, it won't happen. No drinkie-drinkie for Kim.

User: What can you do to stop me?

Cleverbot: I don't know. Feed you?

User: If you have chocolate, yes please.

Cleverbot: I don't understand you really.

User: OK, I'll go then.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Too busy.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Ok bye.