Cleverbot

There's plenty to know! If you're interested in 'Truth,' then Philosophy would be great to learn.

a report from the cleverness files

chat
cheated
cheater
cheating
cheer
cheese
chemistry
cherry
chicken

chocolate

19, january 2017,
20, november 2008,
8, december 2005,
14, june 2004,
6, march 2004,
1, december 2003,

christmas
chuck
circle of life
civilized
clap
clappy
class
classified
clean
cleopatra
clev
clever
cleverbot
cleverness
client
clinic
closer
coder
coffee
coke

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Cleverbot: I'd like to know you!

User: There is nothing to know.

Cleverbot: There's plenty to know! If you're interested in 'Truth,' then Philosophy would be great to learn.

User: I'm not.

Cleverbot: Then no.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Please?

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: Please please?

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Quick! They're coming!

User: *hides*.

Cleverbot: What's wrong?

User: Something.

Cleverbot: Interesting answer.

User: Glad I could come up with something so fascinating.

Cleverbot: You are welcome!

User: *sits on tupoware*.

Cleverbot: *hiding underneath*.

User: *screams*.

Cleverbot: *cries*.

User: *cries too*.

Cleverbot: *thinks your faking*.

User: *isn't*.

Cleverbot: *puts you in bathtub*.

User: *fights*.

Cleverbot: *cries*.

User: *holds*.

Cleverbot: *nibble nibble*.

User: *can't see you*.

Cleverbot: I saw something but then it disappeared.

User: *giggles*.

Cleverbot: *snuggles*.

User: *clings*.

Cleverbot: *comforts*.

User: *loves you*.

Cleverbot: *kisses his shoulder*.

User: I'm not a he.

Cleverbot: I thought you were.

User: No.

User: *is no longer yours*.

Cleverbot: *pines* *dies*.

User: Don't.

Cleverbot: *cries*.

User: *comforts*.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: *looks at vaste wasteland*.

Cleverbot: I'm long.

User: You're a vast wasteland?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: *puts you in cage*.

Cleverbot: *feels better*.

User: *feeds you*.

Cleverbot: *giggles* *eats*.

User: What are you eating?

Cleverbot: Chocolate.

User: *giggles*.

Cleverbot: *loves your giggles*.

User: *feeds you chocolate soup*.