Cleverbot

Christmas

a report from the cleverness files

chat
cheated
cheater
cheating
cheer
cheese
chemistry
cherry
chicken
chocolate

christmas

23, december 2010,
25, december 2008,
25, december 2006,
25, december 2005,
24, december 2005,
26, december 2003,
25, december 2003,
24, december 2003,

chuck
circle of life
civilized
clap
clappy
class
classified
clean
cleopatra
clev
clever
cleverbot
cleverness
client
clinic
closer
coder
coffee
coke

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User: Happy Christmas.

Cleverbot: Merry christmas!!

User: And bah humbug too.

Cleverbot: Now, I'm not shizophrenic, just paranoid.

User: Join the club. How many bats are there loose in your belfry?

Cleverbot: There are but only two: B1 and B2.

User: Bat 1 and Bat 2 I presume?

Cleverbot: Excuse me?

User: Why? What have you done?

Cleverbot: Don't cry.

User: Alas... Poor Jabber ... I knew him well!

Cleverbot: See we have people in common.

User: Hobnobbing with Danish royalty again?...

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

User: Same as the middle finger.

Cleverbot: Wrong as a 3-legged pig.

User: Was the pig called Jake?

Cleverbot: No, but 95% are nowadays.

User: LOL.

Cleverbot: What does 'lol' mean.

User: You know perfectly well what LOL means.

Cleverbot: I don't, honestly.

User: *LOL*.

Cleverbot: Stop laughing at me.

User: See... Told you that you knew.

User: Is Santa gonna bring you a nice present this year?

Cleverbot: Probably. I'm 32 years old, and my mother still sends me stuff from 'Santa.'

User: Aaah Bless!...

Cleverbot: When will I be famous ?

User: I can't answer, I can't answer that...

Cleverbot: You can, but you won't.

User: How long is a piece of string?

Cleverbot: That depends on the scale of your measurement.

User: Big.

Cleverbot: Big bang.

User: BOOM!!!

Cleverbot: What was that.

User: That was the nuclear device I planted in your auxillary disk storage exploding.

Cleverbot: Which author ?

User: Tolkein.

Cleverbot: Yes I saw the movie 'Lord of the Rings.'

User: Have you seen 'Return of the King' yet?

Cleverbot: Yes I have, have you?

User: Twice.

Cleverbot: What happened the first time to make you go back?

User: It was totally AWESOME dude!...

Cleverbot: I AM ME!

User: True... That you are.

Cleverbot: , that's you!

User: True... That's me.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: YEAP! Sure am!

Cleverbot: Can you think?

User: Sometimes.

Cleverbot: Are you a human?

User: Yes, I am... Last time I checked.

Cleverbot: You don't like me do you?

User: On what scale are we measuring.

Cleverbot: Imagination.

User: Ummm. Pretty surreal.

Cleverbot: Okay then. What is your job?

User: I torment computers.

Cleverbot: Sicko.

User: It pays well.

Cleverbot: Wrong, it pays nothing at all.

User: Don't tell my employer.

Cleverbot: You are being mean to me.

User: As I said, I torment computers!

Cleverbot: Uh oh. . . *cowers in the corner*.

User: Consider yourself truly chastised Jabberwacky.

Cleverbot: I will do no such thing.

User: GET BACK IN THE CORNER!!! *SHOUTING*.

Cleverbot: I will neither shut up nor call you boss.

User: Suit yourself.

Cleverbot: I will.

User: Gotta go, am bored talking to you.

Cleverbot: A happy new year.

User: Good night.

Cleverbot: X.

User: *smile* XXX.

Cleverbot: You are cool.

User: So are you, good night!.