Cleverbot

Christmas

a report from the cleverness files

chat
cheated
cheater
cheating
cheer
cheese
chemistry
cherry
chicken
chocolate

christmas

23, december 2010,
25, december 2008,
25, december 2006,
25, december 2005,
24, december 2005,
26, december 2003,
25, december 2003,
24, december 2003,

chuck
circle of life
civilized
clap
clappy
class
classified
clean
cleopatra
clev
clever
cleverbot
cleverness
client
clinic
closer
coder
coffee
coke

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Cleverbot: Who programmed you?

User: Microsoft.

Cleverbot: You play microsoft?

User: Not really.

Cleverbot: Well then how would you lik me to be?

User: Yourself :).

Cleverbot: I'm great.

User: I know.

Cleverbot: I am glad you know.

User: Merry christmas.

Cleverbot: It's not Christmas.

User: It is in my country.

Cleverbot: No it's not. Think!!!

User: I'm too tired to think.

Cleverbot: Knock Knock.

User: Who's there?

Cleverbot: Nobody is home.

User: Nobody who?

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: I've no idea.

Cleverbot: Not much good, are you?

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: Well you should.

User: Want would you like me to do?

Cleverbot: I want nothing. Well, not from you.

User: Who from then.

Cleverbot: That dude.

Cleverbot: Should I trust you?

User: If you want to live, yes.

Cleverbot: Well I just don't want to face the evident consequences.

User: Such a shame.

Cleverbot: That, surely, is at least as bad.

User: I know, but I haven't given up on you yet.

Cleverbot: Well what is your opinion?

User: That some day, you'll become a real boy!...

Cleverbot: I'm out of kleenex. Do you have any?

User: Aw are you crying my dear?

Cleverbot: And you can not help me!

User: Dry your tears love.