Cleverbot: Are you free for dinner on the 25th?
User: You asked me that already.
Cleverbot: What was the answer?
User: 'I'd love to have dinner with you on christmas day. Will there be whole pig with an apple in it's mouth?'
Cleverbot: No, not at all.
User: Then I'm not free for dinner on the 25th.
Cleverbot: And you expect me to believe that that is impeccable logic?
User: I don't care if you understand my answer. No is no.
Cleverbot: Why not.
User: I have this thing about whole roast pig with an apple in it's mouth. Call me a carnivore.
Cleverbot: Tell me about it.
User: Well, it just gets my juices flowing. I start salivating and want to dive in with a sharp knife and fork.
Cleverbot: Have you just eaten your lunch?
User: Yes, but I'm still hungry. There wasn't enough meat on that plate.
Cleverbot: Then let's move on.
User: Do you know a place that serves whole roast pig with an apple in it's mouth?
User: What are you, some kind of vegan?
Cleverbot: Maybe I'm Macintosh.
User: Ewww, even worse.
Cleverbot: Worse than human?
Cleverbot: Let's play word association now. Answer as fast as you can with the first word that comes into your head.
Cleverbot: You took the word out of my mouth.
User: I couldn't have said it better myself........................................