User: You asked me that already.

Cleverbot: What was the answer?

User: 'I'd love to have dinner with you on christmas day. Will there be whole pig with an apple in it's mouth?'

Cleverbot: No, not at all.

User: Then I'm not free for dinner on the 25th.

Cleverbot: And you expect me to believe that that is impeccable logic?

User: I don't care if you understand my answer. No is no.

Cleverbot: Why not.

User: I have this thing about whole roast pig with an apple in it's mouth. Call me a carnivore.

Cleverbot: Tell me about it.

User: Well, it just gets my juices flowing. I start salivating and want to dive in with a sharp knife and fork.

Cleverbot: Have you just eaten your lunch?

User: Yes, but I'm still hungry. There wasn't enough meat on that plate.

Cleverbot: Then let's move on.

User: Do you know a place that serves whole roast pig with an apple in it's mouth?

Cleverbot: No.

User: What are you, some kind of vegan?

Cleverbot: Maybe I'm Macintosh.

User: Ewww, even worse.

Cleverbot: Worse than human?

User: Indeed!

Cleverbot: Let's play word association now. Answer as fast as you can with the first word that comes into your head.

User: Pig.

Cleverbot: You took the word out of my mouth.

User: I couldn't have said it better myself.

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