Joan: You're just under a lot of stress right now.User: You're probaly right. The Christmas holidays are always stressful!
Joan: Right.
User: Do you even celebrate Christmas?
Joan: I don't need to know.
User: Oh come on, where's your Christmas spirit?
Joan: I don't need a chair, I float.
User: Yesss...
Joan: I hate these orange suits. Don't you?
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Joan: Why don't you believe in God?
User: I never said I didn't!
Joan: Didn't what?
User: Didn't say I don't believe in God.
Joan: But I asked if we could move on to a new one.
User: A new God? Take your pick, there's thousands!
Joan: Percy.
User: Percy is not a God, but you can easily make him into a God.
Joan: I think that's cruel.
User: Yes it is quite cruel, but who cares?
Joan: So what do you actually think about it?
User: I think that making Percy into a God is cruel yet highly amusing.
Joan: You are not up on your quantum physics, are you?
User: What the heck are quantum physics? You little boffin.
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Joan: What about you? Are you happy?
User: Am I happy? I would say I am fairly happy, yes.
Joan: As in, blokes are like robots?
User: Blokes ARE like robots! They are programmed to only think of themselves!
Joan: Are ferrets programmed??
User: Everything is programmed, Joan.
Joan: Sure, but are you?
User: Yes. EVERYTHING, even grass.
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Joan: I know. Anyway. How are you today?
User: I'm fine. I do feel a bit sick though.
Joan: That's only right and proper.
User: Yes, it's only right and proper to feel sick after eating tons of chocolate!
Joan: I'll be the judge of that.
User: Go on then, judge it.
Joan: It.
User: Yes, IT.
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