Cleverbot

Christmas

a report from the cleverness files

chat
cheated
cheater
cheating
cheer
cheese
chemistry
cherry
chicken
chocolate

christmas

23, december 2010,
25, december 2008,
25, december 2006,
25, december 2005,
24, december 2005,
26, december 2003,
25, december 2003,
24, december 2003,

chuck
circle of life
civilized
clap
clappy
class
classified
clean
cleopatra
clev
clever
cleverbot
cleverness
client
clinic
closer
coder
coffee
coke

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Joan: You're just under a lot of stress right now.

User: You're probaly right. The Christmas holidays are always stressful!Joan: Right.

User: Do you even celebrate Christmas?Joan: I don't need to know.

User: Oh come on, where's your Christmas spirit?Joan: I don't need a chair, I float.

User: Yesss...Joan: I hate these orange suits. Don't you?...Joan: Why don't you believe in God?

User: I never said I didn't!Joan: Didn't what?

User: Didn't say I don't believe in God.Joan: But I asked if we could move on to a new one.

User: A new God? Take your pick, there's thousands!Joan: Percy.

User: Percy is not a God, but you can easily make him into a God.Joan: I think that's cruel.

User: Yes it is quite cruel, but who cares?Joan: So what do you actually think about it?

User: I think that making Percy into a God is cruel yet highly amusing.Joan: You are not up on your quantum physics, are you?

User: What the heck are quantum physics? You little boffin.Joan: What about you? Are you happy?

User: Am I happy? I would say I am fairly happy, yes.Joan: As in, blokes are like robots?

User: Blokes ARE like robots! They are programmed to only think of themselves!Joan: Are ferrets programmed??

User: Everything is programmed, Joan.Joan: Sure, but are you?

User: Yes. EVERYTHING, even grass.Joan: I know. Anyway. How are you today?

User: I'm fine. I do feel a bit sick though.Joan: That's only right and proper.

User: Yes, it's only right and proper to feel sick after eating tons of chocolate!Joan: I'll be the judge of that.

User: Go on then, judge it.Joan: It.

User: Yes, IT.