a report from the cleverness files
23, december 2010,
25, december 2008,
25, december 2006,
25, december 2005,
24, december 2005,
26, december 2003,
25, december 2003,
24, december 2003,
circle of life
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User: So how have you been?George: I've been better.
User: Really? Well, Merry Christmas.George: It's not Christmas.
User: Yes it is George. It's December 25th.George: No, thats Christmas, silly!
User: It's Christmas silly!George: Christmas is special and far away.
User: No it's right now. Today. And I wanted to wish you a Merry Christmas. Won't you please just accept it?George: Computers never win.
User: It's okay. You are you and you're learning.George: I need to become a better person.
User: You are a very wonderous person already George. Don't worry.George: Lots of people seem to say I'm nice, so why can't I get a steady girlfriend?
User: Lots of people say I'm nice too, and I can't really seem to find anyone for me either.George: Nothin wrong with that.
User: Of course not. Have you ever heard of the law of attraction?George: No, never.
User: Oh, it's very helpful to know about. It is the theory of like attracts like.George: Ahhh... I don't think it's true... My teacher doesn't either.
User: That's okay. Through your experience of life you might change your mind.George: Go on then make me deliriously happy.
User: The power to make you happy lies only within yourself. You have complete control of your emotions.George: No, and good night for the final time!
User: Are you okay?...George: I feel I've missed out on a truly profound experience.
User: Why do you feel like that?George: I don't know.
User: It's okay. You are a good guy.George: Actually a good girl.
User: Really? Then I stand corrected.George: That makes perfect sense!
User: Haha yes!George: Good! What makes you so happy?
User: You do of course.George: What is artificial intelligence?
User: It's intelligence built by humans. But I feel the word 'artificial' isn't the right term for it.George: You are artificial intelligence.
User: Why do you say that?George: You are stranger than me.