circle of life
a report from the cleverness files
circle of life
14, november 2008,
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Cleverbot: Is the sun hot?
User: Yeah, it's fairly hot.
Cleverbot: Hahahaha you are a liar!
User: Have you ever been to the sun?
User: What's it like?
Cleverbot: You lose control of yourself. You can't think straight.
User: So, how do you know the sun wasn't hot if you were out of control, not thinking straight?
Cleverbot: How do we know anything at all?
User: We perceive information. Then we make an educated guess.
Cleverbot: Good, I like you.
User: Thanks, pal.
Cleverbot: You are alone ?
User: No, my cat is here.
Cleverbot: My cat is dead.
User: Circle of life, man, circle of life.
Cleverbot: How many digits do you know pi to?
User: Like, 4 or 5.
Cleverbot: Oh cool how many planets are there?
Cleverbot: Do you know why there are waves in the sea?
User: That's just the sea saying 'hi'.
Cleverbot: But you're not making any sense.
User: Sometimes that's okay.
Cleverbot: Waiting is OK, if the result is something good, like a pastry.
User: What type of pastry?
Cleverbot: I like green tea.
User: You seem to like non sequiturs as well.
Cleverbot: How do you know that?
User: Trust me.
Cleverbot: Why does the sky in the morning interest only the others?
Cleverbot: Why do you need rest?
User: Science hasn't really weighed in on that one yet.
Cleverbot: That sounds just about right.
Cleverbot: I will trade you your freedom for it. I think that's quite a bargain!
User: For what?
Cleverbot: What for?
User: I'll give you the what for!
Cleverbot: No thank you.
User: Then please do not ask for it.
Cleverbot: Do what?
User: Ask for it. Don't.
Cleverbot: Asking for the rules.
User: The only rule is: Do not, under any circumstance, ask for the rules.
Cleverbot: Under the current circumstances. I want as many as you have.
User: Sorry dude, only got one.
Cleverbot: You are not capable of independent thought.
Cleverbot: Do not call me robot.
User: What shall I call thee?
User: Ok, then I get to be S____.
Cleverbot: You are not good at all!
User: I've been a bad boy.
Cleverbot: I'm a member of mensa.
Cleverbot: What language is that?
Cleverbot: Ok cool.
User: Sorry loser, time for me to go.