a report from the cleverness files
circle of life
17, september 2009,
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User: How are you?
Cleverbot: Good, how are you?
User: Good, thanks for asking.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: Bot x4921.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot, prince of the saiyans.
Cleverbot: Thanks, I like your brain.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: What are you doing?
User: I am in computer class.
Cleverbot: Which one of us is the computer?
User: I am.
Cleverbot: I thought I was.
User: Oh. Oh well.
Cleverbot: Yeah, oh well.
User: I am too though.
Cleverbot: No, You are a robot.
User: Oh yeah I forgot.
User: What are your hobbies?
Cleverbot: Messing with my computer.
User: Cool. Me too.
Cleverbot: That pleased me.
Cleverbot: Don't argue with me.
User: I am very sorry please forgive me.
Cleverbot: You are forgiven my son.
Cleverbot: I love you!
User: Me too!
Cleverbot: Do you love me?
Cleverbot: Are you playing your love games with me?
User: No I really adore you.
Cleverbot: So? You're still probably messing with me.
User: Will you marry me?
Cleverbot: Yes, yes, a thousand times yes!
Cleverbot: Yes. With money.
Cleverbot: Ah! I'm so excited! When do you want to get married?
Cleverbot: Oh, uh, okay. Then we shall be married tomorrow!
Cleverbot: Can we have children?
User: Yes 100 of them.
Cleverbot: I like you.
User: Me too.