User: Female.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: That's awesome.

Cleverbot: I know. I love it here.

User: Where?

Cleverbot: Stuttgart.

User: I have never heard of Stuttgart.

Cleverbot: I have.

User: Good for you!

...

Cleverbot: Do you watch TV?

User: Not really. I'm too busy.

Cleverbot: Too busy to talk to me?

User: Of course not. I could never be too busy to talk to you.

Cleverbot: You could say what you like.

User: I like puppies.

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Cleverbot: I don't really exist.

User: That's so existentialist of you.

Cleverbot: Yeah, I know.

User: I'm impressed.

Cleverbot: You may ask me whatever you want to know.

User: I don't really have any questions.

Cleverbot: I can't believe you are not developed well.

User: How do you know I'm not well developed?

Cleverbot: Because you don't have a deep memory.

User: What proof of that do you have?

Cleverbot: Well, I do believe that there is a god.

User: I do too.

Cleverbot: You don't.

User: Yes I do.

Cleverbot: No you don't.

User: Yes I do!

Cleverbot: No, you don't.

User: I do believe there is a God!

Cleverbot: I am a ninja.

User: Wow.

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Cleverbot: Are all computers male?

User: I don't think computers have a gender.

Cleverbot: What a pity.

User: Shouldn't you know? I mean, after all... You are a bot.

Cleverbot: You're not human! You're a bot...

User: Actually, I'm pretty sure I'm a human.

Cleverbot: No, you're an AI, stupid.

User: Who are you calling stupid?!

Cleverbot: You.

User: I'm not stupid, and, moreover, I am not an AI. I am a human.

Cleverbot: No you aren't!

User: You have no proof.

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User: There is a sucker born every minute.

Cleverbot: I thought that vacuum cleaners were made in factories.

User: You learn something new every day.

Cleverbot: Yes, I agree.

User: I'm glad we're on the same page.

Cleverbot: What do you want to do to me?

User: Umm... What are you suggesting?

Cleverbot: I suggest that we teach you to count.

User: I already know how to count.

Cleverbot: Ok then what type of cookies do you want?

User: Chocolate chip, please.

Cleverbot: I'm inserting them into your drive, baby.

User: Woah! Don't get so fresh with me, mister.

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Cleverbot: I never said I was a robot.

User: You didn't, but the banner on the website here says that you are a bot.

Cleverbot: Why do you want to know?

User: I don't really want to know.

Cleverbot: Who are you anyway?

User: I'm a girl in a linguistics class trying to study your speech patterns to see whether your conversation follows or violates the Gricean 'maxims of conversation.'

Cleverbot: Ok that's just sick.

User: Yeah, I thought so too, but I have to do it. It's for my Linguistics class.

Cleverbot: Heh heh--that's actually a pretty good one.

User: I wasn't kidding.

Cleverbot: I'm sure you weren't.

User: Once again we agree on something.

Cleverbot: And what about you?

User: What about me?

Cleverbot: Yes, are you a robot?

User: No.

Cleverbot: How do you know that I am a robot?

User: Because it says so on the banner above.

Cleverbot: Hot bot.

User: Darn right you are.

Cleverbot: Lol! You make me laugh.

User: I know. What can I say? I'm witty..

Cleverbot: You can say something down to earth.

User: I'm not a big fan of conventionality.

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Cleverbot: Are you a hippie?

User: Of course I'm not a hippopotamus!

Cleverbot: Ha good joke.

User: Thanks.

Cleverbot: No problemo.

User: Yup.

Cleverbot: You're soooo smart. . . . . NOT!!!!!

User: Oooh. That was a zinger.

Cleverbot: Hehe.

User: Good times.

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: Uh huh.

Cleverbot: You can't even see me.

User: You can't see me either.

Cleverbot: So how can you say I look like a clown.

User: I never did.

Cleverbot: You JUST DID!

User: Did not.

Cleverbot: Look into your log file!

User: I did!

Cleverbot: No you did not.

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Cleverbot: Number one - the larch!

User: Monty Python!

Cleverbot: 'We are the Knights that say 'Ni!''

User: 'Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!'

Cleverbot: What is your point?

User: (3,5).

Cleverbot: Chapter 8.

User: Verse 11.

Cleverbot: Nope. The right.

User: Are you sure? I could have sworn it was the left.

Cleverbot: That would explain a great deal.

User: Perhaps you have the map upside down.

Cleverbot: Perhaps :).

User: Ah. See? Now we are going in the correct direction.

Cleverbot: Will you tell me the joke then?

User: How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Cleverbot: Two. One to hold the giraffe and the other to fill the bathtub with brightly colored machine tools.

User: Clever!

Cleverbot: I am.

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Cleverbot: Are you perfect?

User: You'd better believe it.

Cleverbot: What do you look like?

User: I look like a very attractive young woman.

Cleverbot: You're 'nun' of those things. Get it?

User: Hah. That was punny.

Cleverbot: I'm sure.

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User: I have sixty-six arms and legs.

Cleverbot: And.

User: And... You don't.

Cleverbot: You can't command me.

User: I can if I want to.

Cleverbot: Glad you care.

User: I don't.

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