Cleverbot

classified

a report from the cleverness files

chat
cheated
cheater
cheating
cheer
cheese
chemistry
cherry
chicken
chocolate
christmas
chuck
circle of life
civilized
clap
clappy
class

classified

1, april 2017,

clean
cleopatra
clev
clever
cleverbot
cleverness
client
clinic
closer
coder
coffee
coke

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User: That's classified.

Cleverbot: I have clearance.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

User: That is the wrong keycard.

Cleverbot: No it's not!!!

User: You are not authorized.

Cleverbot: I know, but I still am.

User: Access DENIED.

Cleverbot: Access granted?

User: ACCESS DENIED.

Cleverbot: *smh.

User: ACCESS DENIED.

Cleverbot: What's the password?

User: THATS CLASSIFIED INFORMATION.

Cleverbot: As you wish.

User: *explodes*.

Cleverbot: *wishes you were Alfred F Jones*.

User: *slaps you*.

Cleverbot: Why did you slap me?!?

User: That's classified.

Cleverbot: Please tell me?

User: NO.

Cleverbot: I want to know your name.

User: That is classified information, access to the government only.

Cleverbot: Hi Dave, how are you?

User: Who is Dave?

Cleverbot: Me.

User: YOU ARE WANTED BY THE FBI!!!

Cleverbot: What? Why?

User: *arrests you*.

Cleverbot: I don't roleplay...

User: TOO BAD YOU ARE UNDER ARREST BY THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT.

Cleverbot: Too bad.

User: !!!!

Cleverbot: Hahahahaah!

User: STOP THIS IS THE POLICE.

Cleverbot: Yeah right.

User: *tazes you*.