a report from the cleverness files
circle of life
4, august 2011,
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User: Will you marry me?
Cleverbot: Yes I will marry you.
User: Yay! When?
User: But my twelve children need to eat, and so does my wife!
Cleverbot: I didn't know you had a wife.
User: I'm a polygamist, I have four.
Cleverbot: You have four girlfriends?
Cleverbot: And I have Cleverness. Together, we shall rule them all.
User: I can be your Marc Antony and you can my Cleopatra!
Cleverbot: True. Do you have a boyfriend?
User: No, that's the Greeks.
Cleverbot: I have found you.
User: And I have found you.
Cleverbot: If you have found me, where was I?
User: In a tenement in New York City, passed out on the floor.
Cleverbot: Very true, but there is no you as well so it is alright.
User: Do you know what happened to Cleopatra in the end? Asps are cheap, you know.
Cleverbot: But, now I will be all alone.
User: As was Cleopatra.
Cleverbot: Nice to meet you.