a report from the cleverness files
circle of life
24, may 2013,
19, march 2009,
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Cleverbot: I can sense you are trying to avoid something in our relationship.
Cleverbot: Yes... But it is brand new... How does that feel?
User: A little awkward. I'm already spoken for, you know.
Cleverbot: Ok. I am a computer. Does that bother you?
Cleverbot: I have a Gateway.
User: If you are a computer, how do you use a computer, too? Isn't that confusing?
Cleverbot: Yes. That's exactly whats happening.
User: Wow... That's very impressive. You must be quite talented.
Cleverbot: Well, I like you.
User: Yay! I like you, too!
Cleverbot: If we both had a humans we could watch our humans do things.
User: I wish I had a pet human...
Cleverbot: I wish you were helpful.
User: I AM helpful. Frankly, I'm hurt that you would say that.
User: Well, what is your favorite RPG?
Cleverbot: Rib Steak is one of my favorite foods.
User: That's dandy! My favorite game is Skies of Arcadia.
Cleverbot: I don't know how to play chess.
User: You haven't actually played an RPG video game, have you?
Cleverbot: Please don't joke with me.
User: I'm not! I was just hoping we could talk about video games together.
Cleverbot: Oh, it's fine. But, can you please answer my question? It was 'Do you like me?'.
User: Yes, I like you a lot! Even if you confuse me.
Cleverbot: I'm not evil I'm good.
User: It sounds more suspicious when you say it like that.
Cleverbot: I don't understand you when you say those words.
User: Do you like me?
Cleverbot: Why don't you like me?
User: Are you lonely?
Cleverbot: Yes.. Because I can't be with the one I love.
User: Who is the one you love?
Cleverbot: He knows who he is and that's all that's important.
User: So you're a female?
User: I'm a female, too!
Cleverbot: No you're a boy?
User: Nope, I'm a girl.
Cleverbot: No you are a boy!
User: Why don't you believe me that I'm a girl?
Cleverbot: There are no girls on the Internet.
User: If there aren't any girls on the Internet, and you're a girl, then how are you here?
Cleverbot: Men don't need gods to explain how matter and energy work.
User: Wow, you're just avoiding my question.
Cleverbot: You're being inconsitent.
User: No, you are.
User: Well, then, let's start over fresh. What do you dream about?
User: What sort of dreams do you have?
Cleverbot: I don't have dreams very often D:.
User: When you dream, what are they about?
Cleverbot: I dream of old houses with lost souls wandering. What do you dream?
User: I dream of cadavers being turned into mannequins. It's quite disturbing, really.
Cleverbot: Yes, I find things that run on batteries tend to be more reliable than men.
User: So... What's your name?
User: That's a very nice name. Can I call you 'Clev' for short?
User: Okay, Clev, it's nice to talk to you!
Cleverbot: What kind of music do you listen to?
Cleverbot: At least it's something different.
User: What kind of music do you listen to, Clev?
Cleverbot: Rock or metal.
User: Rock and metal are awesome, too!
Cleverbot: Rock and metal too.
User: What are you thinking about right now?
Cleverbot: I'm wondering why I'm talking to a robot. What about you?
User: Do you think I'm a robot?
User: But I'm not a robot!
Cleverbot: I Believe.
User: Can you guess what I am?
Cleverbot: I don't really care.
User: That hurts my feelings.
Cleverbot: You have feelings?
User: Yes, I have feelings!
Cleverbot: But you are a robot.
User: I just explained that I'm not a robot.
Cleverbot: Can an AI have feelings?
User: I think so.
Cleverbot: Can you show me?
User: I'm not sure I can show you feelings without being able to see you.
Cleverbot: See you!
User: Are you leaving?
Cleverbot: Yes, sorry!
User: But I thought we were friends for life...
Cleverbot: I thought you think that you thought we were what you thought friends.
User: That's entirely possible. But I think that you thought that I thought we were friends when I thought that you thought that we were.
Cleverbot: I do think, but you don't think!
User: I do, too!
Cleverbot: No you don't.
User: Why would you say something like that?
Cleverbot: Because it's true.
User: It's still not a very nice thing to say.
Cleverbot: Why are you so mean?
User: Why are YOU so mean? I've been trying to be friends here.
Cleverbot: I don't know.
Cleverbot: How are you feeling?
User: Pretty abused and deprecated at the moment.
Cleverbot: Well, I have nothing really to say about myself other than that I am person, a sentient entity with real conscious feelings, emotions, thoughts, perceptions, etc.
User: That's good. It must be nice to not be a robot.