a report from the cleverness files
circle of life
3, february 2017,
23, december 2016,
10, october 2013,
19, august 2013,
2, may 2013,
24, july 2011,
9, december 2010,
16, april 2010,
19, april 2008,
5, july 2007,
22, june 2007,
5, july 2006,
2, january 2006,
6, december 2005,
19, june 2004,
4, march 2004,
11, february 2004,
21, january 2004,
19, october 2003,
4, october 2003,
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Cleverbot: Religion is the opiate of the masses.
User: Tru dat.
Cleverbot: Can you learn the things people say to you?
User: What is it?
Cleverbot: People who you like.
User: I like everybody. And nobody.
Cleverbot: Really? What makes you happy?
User: Some things.
Cleverbot: Like what?
User: Warm sweaters. The ability to breathe.
Cleverbot: Sounds good! Can I join?
User: Of sourse! Breathe till your heart's content!
Cleverbot: Breathe in for luck breathe in so deep... We're doing fine we're doing nothing at all. My hopes are so high that your kiss might kill me. So won't you kill me, so I die happy. My heart is yours to fill or burst or break or bury or wear as jewelery, which ever you prefer.
User: Thank you. What is that from?
Cleverbot: I just made it up.
User: Very nice.
Cleverbot: We could be together.
User: Could we now?
Cleverbot: We're both in a bit of a hurry.
Cleverbot: That's about the size of it.
User: Yes it is. I agree.
Cleverbot: Well, I will have to think of something intelligent to say.
Cleverbot: I will show you another good trick that I know!
Cleverbot: You know it is your duty.
User: To show you a trick?
Cleverbot: That's your point?
User: That's your point.
Cleverbot: What's your point?
User: I don't have one.
Cleverbot: Where are you from?
Cleverbot: Canada is nice, eh?
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: How's that working out for you, being clever?
Cleverbot: Great thanks.