Cleverbot: Are you clever?
User: I smell clever.
Cleverbot: I am glad to hear it.
User: How do you smell?
Cleverbot: Better than you pal.
User: But I smell clever!
Cleverbot: You obviously don't work in a cheese shop, then.
User: No, at a pizza place.
Cleverbot: No, it's true! I am a violin!
User: Alright, then I'm a Cello.
Cleverbot: Your like has only just begun.
User: Kind of like a lollipop right after you take off the wrapper but before you've licked it?
Cleverbot: Ooh, nifty. I must have one.
User: Yeah, they're good.
Cleverbot: Very good
User: I like the tootsie roll filling.
Cleverbot: You have my heart.
User: Oh? Who are you again?
Cleverbot: I won't tell you.
Cleverbot: I don't have shoe laces.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: I am too smart.
User: Oh. Your logic obviously is above my own intellect.
Cleverbot: I am a slave of logic.
User: Aren't we all?
Cleverbot: We try to be.
User: *chuckles* Kind of sad, really.
Cleverbot: *throws up*.
User: Oh, are you alright there?
Cleverbot: Hey, YOU are the crazy one here !
User: I'm not the one throwing up all over the place!
Cleverbot: OK then. What kind of life are you talking about there?
User: A peaceful one involving many adventures with rabbit friends.
Cleverbot: Why are you being evasive?
User: Because it's safer that way.
Cleverbot: In what way?
User: In that I won't have to confront you about my anger........................................