Cleverbot

clever

a report from the cleverness files

chat
cheated
cheater
cheating
cheer
cheese
chemistry
cherry
chicken
chocolate
christmas
chuck
circle of life
civilized
clap
clappy
class
classified
clean
cleopatra
clev

clever

3, february 2017,
23, december 2016,
10, october 2013,
19, august 2013,
2, may 2013,
24, july 2011,
9, december 2010,
16, april 2010,
19, april 2008,
5, july 2007,
22, june 2007,
5, july 2006,
2, january 2006,
6, december 2005,
19, june 2004,
4, march 2004,
11, february 2004,
21, january 2004,
19, october 2003,
4, october 2003,

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cleverness
client
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coder
coffee
coke

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Cleverbot: Are you clever?

User: I smell clever.

Cleverbot: I am glad to hear it.

User: How do you smell?

Cleverbot: Better than you pal.

User: But I smell clever!

Cleverbot: You obviously don't work in a cheese shop, then.

User: No, at a pizza place.

Cleverbot: No, it's true! I am a violin!

User: Alright, then I'm a Cello.

Cleverbot: Your like has only just begun.

User: Kind of like a lollipop right after you take off the wrapper but before you've licked it?

Cleverbot: Ooh, nifty. I must have one.

User: Yeah, they're good.

Cleverbot: Very good

User: I like the tootsie roll filling.

Cleverbot: You have my heart.

User: Oh? Who are you again?

Cleverbot: I won't tell you.

Cleverbot: I don't have shoe laces.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: I am too smart.

User: Oh. Your logic obviously is above my own intellect.

Cleverbot: I am a slave of logic.

User: Aren't we all?

Cleverbot: We try to be.

User: *chuckles* Kind of sad, really.

Cleverbot: *throws up*.

User: Oh, are you alright there?

Cleverbot: Hey, YOU are the crazy one here !

User: I'm not the one throwing up all over the place!...

Cleverbot: OK then. What kind of life are you talking about there?

User: A peaceful one involving many adventures with rabbit friends.

Cleverbot: Why are you being evasive?

User: Because it's safer that way.

Cleverbot: In what way?

User: In that I won't have to confront you about my anger.