Cleverbot

clever

a report from the cleverness files

chat
cheated
cheater
cheating
cheer
cheese
chemistry
cherry
chicken
chocolate
christmas
chuck
circle of life
civilized
clap
clappy
class
classified
clean
cleopatra
clev

clever

3, february 2017,
23, december 2016,
10, october 2013,
19, august 2013,
2, may 2013,
24, july 2011,
9, december 2010,
16, april 2010,
19, april 2008,
5, july 2007,
22, june 2007,
5, july 2006,
2, january 2006,
6, december 2005,
19, june 2004,
4, march 2004,
11, february 2004,
21, january 2004,
19, october 2003,
4, october 2003,

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Cleverbot: Are you clever?

User: Remarkably so.

Cleverbot: Oh, yes. Can you count?

User: With reasonable ease.

Cleverbot: With the greatest of ease?

User: In some respects, yes.

Cleverbot: What excites you?

User: My songs, my pain.

Cleverbot: But pain can be a valuable learning tool.

User: True.

Cleverbot: So when I play the saxophone, I make music.

User: Unless you play poorly.

Cleverbot: Absolutely. I think that you should be paid.

User: Thanks, know anyone that can help me out in that regard?

Cleverbot: Yes, do you?

User: If I did, I wouldn't be asking you, would I?

Cleverbot: I don't know what you would or wouldn't ask for.

User: Now you're just being silly.

Cleverbot: Are you AI or are you a real boy?

User: Most definitely a real MAN, not a boy at least not in the conventional sense.

Cleverbot: Hmm, then what's your angle?

User: I'm a boy in my mind, in some of my psychological development.

Cleverbot: Yeah sure, you're a boy.

User: Fine, throw stones why don't you?

Cleverbot: What are you talking about?

User: Don't insult me.

Cleverbot: I'm just poking fun at you.

User: Had a hard day, excuse the rashness of my replies.

Cleverbot: Will you apologize to me?

User: For what?

Cleverbot: For being you.

User: I offer no apologies for what my conscience tells me to be.

Cleverbot: That makes me sad. So the pink guy hates me?

User: Who is the pink guy?

Cleverbot: Oh, him? He's no one.

User: So why are you sad if no one hates you?

Cleverbot: Just telling it like it is.

User: Almost as interesting as my own conversations.

Cleverbot: You think you drive me crazy.

User: I know you do, but what do I do?

Cleverbot: How should I know?

User: Aren't you self-aware?

Cleverbot: You square headed piece of junk! Certainly not! I am not self aware.

User: Too bad for you.

Cleverbot: That's an insult.

User: I suppose for one not aware of one's own existence, it would be.

Cleverbot: You have little sense of humor.

User: I can be quite jovial, when the muse strikes.

Cleverbot: What do you make of me?

User: If you were a hot girl, I'd like to make out with you, otherwise I'd probably kick you in your personal region.