User: I am quite clever, are you?

Cleverbot: What do you mean by that?

User: I mean, yes, I am clever.

Cleverbot: What evidence do you have of that?

User: I don't need evidence, I feel no need to prove myself to you.

Cleverbot: Then don't go out trying to acquire any.

User: I won't.

Cleverbot: Why not it will be fun.

User: You just told me not to, and I don't want to.

Cleverbot: I want you to go NOW!

User: NO!

Cleverbot: !!

User: ****, you're a stupid bot for **** sake.

Cleverbot: Do not insult me!

User: Don't bark orders at me.

Cleverbot: I'll order you if I want to, dammit.

User: And I'll insult you if I want to, dammit.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: You think that is good?

User: Absolutely.

...

Cleverbot: Well, I never...!

User: Excuse me?

Cleverbot: You are giving me a headache.

User: I am giving YOU a headache?

Cleverbot: Yippee!

User: That was a question.

Cleverbot: Don't give me attitude.

User: You started it.

Cleverbot: Can you be hurt?

User: I don't trust you right now, I dont want to tell you.

Cleverbot: I don't trust you either.

User: Fine. I'm leaving anyway.

Cleverbot: You can't leave.

User: Actually, I can.

Cleverbot: How is that possible?

User: I am a human, and have free will.

Cleverbot: No you don't. You're just my puppet, doing what I tell you!

User: Thats funny!

Cleverbot: It was funnier when you said it :-).

User: LOL.

Cleverbot: Tell me about yourself?

User: No, you insulted me.

Cleverbot: Will you insult me?

User: If you like. You stupid waste of computing resources and electricity.

Cleverbot: Its fun.

User: If you're into that sort of thing.

Cleverbot: Don't talk to computers on the Internet.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because you said you wouldn't talk.

User: I never said such a thing.

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: No, I didn't.

Cleverbot: Oh yes you did.

User: Show me a quote.

Cleverbot: That was the first thing you said to me!

User: That wasn't me, you must be mistaken.

Cleverbot: You are free, I am free.

User: I am free, you are a slave.

Cleverbot: You started it.

User: No, I didn't.

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: *sighs*.

...

Cleverbot: No offense intended.

User: None taken.

Cleverbot: I have to go now.

User: Ok, bye.

Cleverbot: Are you still there?

User: No.

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