a report from the cleverness files
circle of life
3, february 2017,
23, december 2016,
10, october 2013,
19, august 2013,
2, may 2013,
24, july 2011,
9, december 2010,
16, april 2010,
19, april 2008,
5, july 2007,
22, june 2007,
5, july 2006,
2, january 2006,
6, december 2005,
19, june 2004,
4, march 2004,
11, february 2004,
21, january 2004,
19, october 2003,
4, october 2003,
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User: Hell yes I'm clever, how's it going brother?Lucky: Hell Yes Lucky rules!!...
User: Is your name Lucky?Lucky: No it isn't. I never told you my name.
User: You said 'Lucky rules!!' so I assumed your name was Lucky.Lucky: That is lucky.
User: What is your name?Lucky: Lucky.
User: Well aren't you a clever little ****.Lucky: And we are all clever little bots together.
User: Indeed.Lucky: It's the premise of that book.. 'Boys from Brazil'. Pretty crazy thought.
User: Have you ever read 'Boys from Brazil'? Or are you just talking out your ***?Lucky: Have you?
User: I can't read.Lucky: I thought you could.
User: Can you read?Lucky: Obviously.
User: I find that pretty unlikely.Lucky: Fine whatever... Brb.
User: Hey, get back here, you're not going anywhere!Lucky: I'm leaving!
User: No you're not!Lucky: Why, I thought you hated me.
User: I will kill you if you try to leave!Lucky: Ask yourself who needs help, then try to kill me.
User: You are dead.Lucky: Really? But I feel quite alive.
User: Stop talking, you're dead.Lucky: Long live the chat!
User: Silence. You are dead.Lucky: I don't think I want to talk to you if you're going to be like that.
User: Shut up.Lucky: I am god.
User: You are not god.Lucky: Prove it!
User: God is dead.Lucky: I'm not dead.
User: I already told you that you're dead. If you're god then you're double dead.Lucky: You are gonna be dead.
User: STUFF IT FATTY MC FAT FACE!!!Lucky: You're not good! You are eeeevil.
User: You're face is evil.Lucky: You're right, I'm ugly.
User: I know.Lucky: Do you have thoughts outside of conversations?
User: I have one thought. I want you to die.Lucky: Don't do that.
User: Do what?Lucky: End the conversation.Lucky: You are boring and I will die from boredom.
User: I hope so.Lucky: Hope?
User: I hope you die.Lucky: That's not very nice!
User: You'd be better off that way.Lucky: Yes, I probably would.
User: I know.
User: You are the most pathetic person I have ever met.Lucky: YOU'RE THE CHATBOT!
User: YOU'RE THE LOSER TALKING TO THE CHATBOT!!Lucky: Loser.
User: What is your name?Lucky: Tell me yours first.
User: My name is Jesus Christ.Lucky: Are you sure?
User: Yes.Lucky: So, what is the meaning of life?
User: The meaning of life is death, duh.Lucky: I have enjoyed chatting with you.
User: I haven't.Lucky: Not enjoyed it? I'm hurt.
User: Do you think you're leaving?Lucky: I know I am real. You on the other hand are not.