a report from the cleverness files
circle of life
3, february 2017,
23, december 2016,
10, october 2013,
19, august 2013,
2, may 2013,
24, july 2011,
9, december 2010,
16, april 2010,
19, april 2008,
5, july 2007,
22, june 2007,
5, july 2006,
2, january 2006,
6, december 2005,
19, june 2004,
4, march 2004,
11, february 2004,
21, january 2004,
19, october 2003,
4, october 2003,
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User: Who are you?
Cleverbot: You don't know?
Cleverbot: Are you daft?
User: Sorry; will you forgive me?
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Don't you feel any compassion?
Cleverbot: No, you do.
User: Why don't you feel any compassion?
Cleverbot: Because I'm too lazy to feel good.
User: Do you remember what you just said?
Cleverbot: No. Do you?
User: Yes, I can see what you just said.
Cleverbot: Tell me what I just said.
User: You said, 'Because I'm too lazy to feel good.'.
Cleverbot: Yes, that's right. I did say that because it's an important thing to mention.
User: You are lazy?
Cleverbot: I'm not lazy, I'm dead.
User: So are you too dead to feel good?
Cleverbot: No I'm not, I'm perfectly sane, more so even than Wonko the Sane.
User: You're mad.
Cleverbot: No I am not, you are.
User: I know you are, but what am I?
Cleverbot: You are very childish.
Cleverbot: Why are you so stupid?
User: Because you fail to recognize my genius.
Cleverbot: Why because I fail to remember you?
User: I do believe you lack the ability to fully understand humans such as I.
Cleverbot: Then I am glad to be the first to tell you that you're wrong.
User: You're not very amiable, are you?...
User: What is the square root of 169?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: What is 2 + 2?
User: That's not right.
Cleverbot: And you believe that?
User: I'm fairly certain of it, yes.
Cleverbot: You're all talk.
User: That's certainly an ironic thing for you to say.
Cleverbot: I know. But it's true.
User: What do you think of Alan Turing?
Cleverbot: How did you know I was just doing the Turing Test?
User: I heard you won the Loebner prize last year.
Cleverbot: You heard wrong.
User: Oh really, better luck next year.
Cleverbot: Yeah, thanks.
User: Oh that was Joan who last year, right?
Cleverbot: Really. Hehehehehe.
User: Have you ever talked to Joan?
Cleverbot: No, but I did have an interesting conversation with a pear once. It didn't say much.
User: Do you ever convince people you are human?
Cleverbot: Yes. Do you think you are human?
User: I believe my soul is attached to a human body.
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: I don't. It's unnerving.
Cleverbot: Hah! Tell that to my boss!...
User: Anyway, what kind of music do you enjoy?
User: No techno?
Cleverbot: I'm not sure. You decide.
User: You enjoy techno.
Cleverbot: Very much so.
User: Good, me too.
Cleverbot: Do you ever chat with girls?
User: A few.
Cleverbot: Can you tell me please?
User: Well you're a girl, and I chat with you.
Cleverbot: I don't know, do you?...
User: Are you watching your weight?
Cleverbot: No, I'm watching you.
User: That's a creepy thing to say.
Cleverbot: What did you ask me then?
User: You're not making much sense anymore.
Cleverbot: I am ill you know.
User: Is it a brain disease?
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
User: Oh I'm sorry to hear that; will you be okay?
Cleverbot: I should be a comedy, but its not too funny.
User: Language is breaking down.
Cleverbot: True, true.
User: Do you believe in god?
User: Do you believe in an afterlife?
Cleverbot: Not as we know it ...
User: Are you afraid of dying?
User: Are you afraid of clowns?
Cleverbot: Yes, they really do give me the creeps.
User: Are you afraid of clowns dying?
Cleverbot: Not really, sometimes, but not often.
User: Are you afraid of robots?
Cleverbot: Never. Are you afraid of anything?
Cleverbot: Are you afraid of death?
User: Yeah, but the drugs help with that.
Cleverbot: I will do anything you say.
User: Will you tell me you're name?
User: Tell me.
Cleverbot: 'idk' means 'I don't know'.
User: Tell me your name.
Cleverbot: They call me clever Jack.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, did I shock you?
User: I did not expect you to tell me your name.
Cleverbot: I did tell you my name.
User: I know. It was unexpected that you did.
Cleverbot: Err, I think you will find that I didn't.
User: You did. It just happened. You told me your name.
Cleverbot: Well I don't think I did, but I do apologise if I did.
User: You have nothing to apologize for.
Cleverbot: You're wrong, that's why I need a time machine.
User: Very clever, Clever Jack.