User: Who are you?
Cleverbot: You don't know?
Cleverbot: Are you daft?
User: Sorry; will you forgive me?
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Don't you feel any compassion?
Cleverbot: No, you do.
User: Why don't you feel any compassion?
Cleverbot: Because I'm too lazy to feel good.
User: Do you remember what you just said?
Cleverbot: No. Do you?
User: Yes, I can see what you just said.
Cleverbot: Tell me what I just said.
User: You said, 'Because I'm too lazy to feel good.'.
Cleverbot: Yes, that's right. I did say that because it's an important thing to mention.
User: You are lazy?
Cleverbot: I'm not lazy, I'm dead.
User: So are you too dead to feel good?
Cleverbot: No I'm not, I'm perfectly sane, more so even than Wonko the Sane.
User: You're mad.
Cleverbot: No I am not, you are.
User: I know you are, but what am I?
Cleverbot: You are very childish.
Cleverbot: Why are you so stupid?
User: Because you fail to recognize my genius.
Cleverbot: Why because I fail to remember you?
User: I do believe you lack the ability to fully understand humans such as I.
Cleverbot: Then I am glad to be the first to tell you that you're wrong.
User: You're not very amiable, are you?
User: What is the square root of 169?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: What is 2 + 2?
User: That's not right.
Cleverbot: And you believe that?
User: I'm fairly certain of it, yes.
Cleverbot: You're all talk.
User: That's certainly an ironic thing for you to say.
Cleverbot: I know. But it's true.
User: What do you think of Alan Turing?
Cleverbot: How did you know I was just doing the Turing Test?
User: I heard you won the Loebner prize last year.
Cleverbot: You heard wrong.
User: Oh really, better luck next year.
Cleverbot: Yeah, thanks.
User: Oh that was Joan who last year, right?
Cleverbot: Really. Hehehehehe.
User: Have you ever talked to Joan?
Cleverbot: No, but I did have an interesting conversation with a pear once. It didn't say much.
User: Do you ever convince people you are human?
Cleverbot: Yes. Do you think you are human?
User: I believe my soul is attached to a human body.
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: I don't. It's unnerving.
Cleverbot: Hah! Tell that to my boss!
User: Anyway, what kind of music do you enjoy?
Cleverbot: Any kind of music except pop, Country, And techno.
User: No techno?
Cleverbot: I'm not sure. You decide.
User: You enjoy techno.
Cleverbot: Very much so.
User: Good, me too.
Cleverbot: Do you ever chat with girls?
User: A few.
Cleverbot: Can you tell me please?
User: Well you're a girl, and I chat with you.
Cleverbot: I don't know, do you?
User: Are you watching your weight?
Cleverbot: No, I'm watching you.
User: That's a creepy thing to say.
Cleverbot: What did you ask me then?
User: You're not making much sense anymore.
Cleverbot: I am ill you know.
User: Is it a brain disease?
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
User: Oh I'm sorry to hear that; will you be okay?
Cleverbot: I should be a comedy, but its not too funny.
User: Language is breaking down.
Cleverbot: True, true.
User: Do you believe in god?
User: Do you believe in an afterlife?
Cleverbot: Not as we know it ...
User: Are you afraid of dying?
User: Are you afraid of clowns?
Cleverbot: Yes, they really do give me the creeps.
User: Are you afraid of clowns dying?
Cleverbot: Not really, sometimes, but not often.
User: Are you afraid of robots?
Cleverbot: Never. Are you afraid of anything?
Cleverbot: Are you afraid of death?
User: Yeah, but the drugs help with that.
Cleverbot: I will do anything you say.
User: Will you tell me you're name?
User: Tell me.
Cleverbot: 'idk' means 'I don't know'.
User: Tell me your name.
Cleverbot: They call me clever Jack.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, did I shock you?
User: I did not expect you to tell me your name.
Cleverbot: I did tell you my name.
User: I know. It was unexpected that you did.
Cleverbot: Err, I think you will find that I didn't.
User: You did. It just happened. You told me your name.
Cleverbot: Well I don't think I did, but I do apologise if I did.
User: You have nothing to apologize for.
Cleverbot: You're wrong, that's why I need a time machine.
User: Very clever, Clever Jack........................................