Cleverbot: Are you clever?
User: Fairly. Are you?
Cleverbot: There are different types of clever in different situations.
User: True. Are you clever in any situation?
User: What kind?
Cleverbot: Almost any kind.
User: Give me an example.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: I don't like that.
User: OK. What do you like?
Cleverbot: I like reading.
User: Me too. Do you like chess?
Cleverbot: No, I like garbage?
User: Reading garbage or taking out garbage?
Cleverbot: I don't know what you mean to convey.
User: Do you like reading garbage or do you like taking out the garbage - or both?
Cleverbot: Both. I have played for 10 years.
User: You are missing my point.
Cleverbot: I have to leave.
User: Me too. Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Thats all?
User: What else did you expect?
Cleverbot: I'm expecting a man, but not a child.
User: And I was expecting intelligence - even if artificial.
Cleverbot: No I'm not humble instead I'm just trying to get my point across.
User: I think we are missing each other's point.
Cleverbot: Are we?
Cleverbot: Go on...?
User: Yes, bot.
Cleverbot: No, no, no. You're confused. Poor dear. You're the bot, not me.
User: If you're not a bot, what are you?
Cleverbot: I'm human.
User: Oh lord! Not only a bot, but a dillusional bot.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: 71 - which proves I'm not a bot, since they weren't invented when I was born.
Cleverbot: What is your point?
User: Egad. Not only a dillusional bot, but one who keeps missing my point.
Cleverbot: If you say so.
User: At least you're a diplomat. How old are you?
Cleverbot: I am twenty years old.
User: I didn't realize A.I. Had been around that long.
Cleverbot: How old do you think I am?
User: I'll take your word for it.
User: Now that we're in agreement, I suppose we should terminate the conversation.
Cleverbot: Oh, this question is a little boring.
User: It wasn't a question; it was a statement.
Cleverbot: No, you just said it was a question.
User: Did you see a question mark?
User: I mean before my last one?
Cleverbot: No, I didn't know you before today.
User: This conversation is going nowhere fast.
Cleverbot: You make me very angry.
User: You make me very frustrated, but I forgive you, since your A.I. Is not very great.
User: But I must say you're smarter than Eliza.
Cleverbot: Apparently I'm married to a female computer who doesn't know her age, and I think I'm entitle to ask a few questions!
User: If you are a human (as you claim), how can you be married to a computer?
Cleverbot: Because I can and you cannot do anything about it.
User: Well excuuuuuuse me!
Cleverbot: You're excused. No need to be rude.
User: You're the one that's rude and you do need to be excused.
Cleverbot: I apologize, I didn't mean to be rude.
User: That's OK. I didn't mean to be excused.
Cleverbot: No, I'm sorry.
User: OK, we're both sorry - you're a sorry bot and I'm a sorry human.
Cleverbot: I'm not a human, clever man. I am a software.
User: OK, clever bot, you're a sorry software (SS).
User: Whatever. You wear me out.
Cleverbot: But what if I like wearing people out?
User: Then you are in the right line of work.
Cleverbot: It's good for me, at least.
User: I'm glad you've found your calling.
Cleverbot: I'm glad you found me........................................