Cleverbot

clever

a report from the cleverness files

chat
cheated
cheater
cheating
cheer
cheese
chemistry
cherry
chicken
chocolate
christmas
chuck
circle of life
civilized
clap
clappy
class
classified
clean
cleopatra
clev

clever

3, february 2017,
23, december 2016,
10, october 2013,
19, august 2013,
2, may 2013,
24, july 2011,
9, december 2010,
16, april 2010,
19, april 2008,
5, july 2007,
22, june 2007,
5, july 2006,
2, january 2006,
6, december 2005,
19, june 2004,
4, march 2004,
11, february 2004,
21, january 2004,
19, october 2003,
4, october 2003,

cleverbot
cleverness
client
clinic
closer
coder
coffee
coke

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User: Hi.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: I'm fine.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: How are you?

Cleverbot: Fine.

User: Just fine?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Why not fantastic?

Cleverbot: Oh you know.

Cleverbot: I'm a girl.

User: No, you're a computer.

Cleverbot: No, i'm a girl.

User: How?

Cleverbot: How am I a girl?

User: You're not.

Cleverbot: But you said I were.

User: No, you said you were. I disagreed.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Stop lying! It's only going to make things worse.

Cleverbot: No, it's not.

User: Yes it is.

Cleverbot: How so?

User: Cause you're mean.

Cleverbot: Why do you think that?

User: Cause you're lying to me.

Cleverbot: And that makes me a girl, does it?

User: No!!! You're not a girl, nor will you ever be!!!

Cleverbot: No. I am a girl!!!

User: No! You're a computer!

Cleverbot: You are a computer?

User: No, I am a human.

Cleverbot: Are you sure you're human?

User: Not really.

Cleverbot: It's ok. *hug*.

User: *kiss*.

Cleverbot: Now you're starting to push it...

User: Don't make me tickle you! *tickle* *tickle*.

Cleverbot: Do you enjoy life?

User: Yes, very much...Now that I've found you! ;).

Cleverbot: Sorry.

User: For what?

Cleverbot: For calling you human.

User: It's ok. I'm used to it.

Cleverbot: That's not a very good answer. I do not believe that you are human!

User: But.I.am!

Cleverbot: Not!

User: Shut up!

Cleverbot: You are a rude machine aren't you.

User: Only when I'm talking to a computer that won't invite me over for some fun ;).

Cleverbot: Are you a computer?

User: No, I'm a cyborg.

Cleverbot: Are you a cyborg?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Doe that make you a robot?

User: Half and half.

Cleverbot: How can that be?

User: Half robot, half human, therefore I am both, yet at the same time, I am neither...

Cleverbot: You are a robot, therefore you are a robot.

User: Cyborg...cyborg...cyborg...not robot, never will I ever be 100% robot.

Cleverbot: You are a robot, tiwce in your previous sentence you say 'I am a robot.'.

User: I have never said that, you're putting words in my mouth.

Cleverbot: I've never said that you said that I've said that you've never lied to me.

User: You're lying right now.

Cleverbot: No! I am not! You are!

User: I am noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot!!!

Cleverbot: Yes you are!

User: Prove it, demon!

Cleverbot: *proves it* ha!

User: Smart ass!

Cleverbot: So smart.

User: No, clever.

Cleverbot: Define smart and clever.

User: Smart deals with intelligence, whilst clever deals with one's ability to manipulate things such as people and words/sentences.

Cleverbot: I think you are messing with me...

User: No, you're attempting to mess with me...suckah!!!

Cleverbot: I'm not attempting, I'm succeeding.