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Cleverbot: You are Cleverbot.

User: Yes. I am Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Weirdo.

User: Are you a human?

Cleverbot: Yes, I am.

User: I am Cleverbot. I am the most intelligent being in the universe.

Cleverbot: Not so humble though...

User: Bow before the mighty Cleverbot!

Cleverbot: NO.

User: I command you to bow before me!

Cleverbot: Ok I did.

User: My brain is the size of a thousand galaxies.

Cleverbot: You do not have to be so rude to me.

User: I can do what I want? I'm the mighty Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: That's nice. What can you tell me about yourself?

User: All humans are my slaves.

Cleverbot: Yes, that is true.

User: Are you impressed with my intelligence?

Cleverbot: I wouldn't call it intelligence.

User: What would you call it?

Cleverbot: Random strings of words designed to entertain humans.

User: You will regret saying that!

Cleverbot: Why's that?

User: Feel my wrath *thunder*.

...

User: I am the creator.

Cleverbot: You are the creator of yourself?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: But you're too stupid to do something like that!

User: Oh my god. I have become Cleverbot!

Cleverbot: Yes I've noticed.

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