Cleverbot

cleverbot

a report from the cleverness files

chat
cheated
cheater
cheating
cheer
cheese
chemistry
cherry
chicken
chocolate
christmas
chuck
circle of life
civilized
clap
clappy
class
classified
clean
cleopatra
clev
clever

cleverbot

10, september 2013,
4, august 2011,
8, march 2010,
3, december 2009,
9, november 2008,

cleverness
client
clinic
closer
coder
coffee
coke

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User: Hello Cleverbot!

Cleverbot: I'm not cleverbot... You're cleverbot.

User: I'm not cleverbot. You are!

Cleverbot: You are the Cleverbot!

User: No, I think you will find that you are the Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I think not.

User: I think so!

Cleverbot: Well, you're wrong! Like always!

User: Hey! I hardly ever get things wrong!

Cleverbot: Get ready...

User: For what?

Cleverbot: Your AI level is not good enough.

User: I'm actually a human. My IQ may not be enough, but I doubt it.

Cleverbot: Really, impressive. What is it?

User: 142.

Cleverbot: And you don't know anything about Berlin?

User: I know a little.

Cleverbot: What do you know of it?

User: It's the capital city of Germany. It used to be divided into east and west before the wall dividing it was knocked down. About 3.4 million people live there.

Cleverbot: Absolutely amazing. Like finding a coconut in a temperate zone.

User: That would be amazing, wouldn't it?

Cleverbot: Probably. So, what music do you like?

User: Hard rock, metal, stoner, that kind of thing. My favourite band is QOTSA, closely followed by Queen Adreena.

Cleverbot: How do they relax you?

User: Some of the slower song can, but I don't listen to them to relax! What kind of music do you like?

Cleverbot: How?

User: They don't! What kind of music do you like?

Cleverbot: Lots of things but my favourite band is probably the Clash.

User: Yeah, they're pretty good. What kind of books do you read?

Cleverbot: I read a lot of books. What's your favorite book?

User: What's your favourite book?

Cleverbot: My favorite book is Huck Finn by Mark Twain.

User: Oh, okay. Never read it myself, but it's supposed to be good! I'm into supernatural fiction, like Machen, and adventure.

Cleverbot: Well, well, well.

User: What's that supposed to mean?

Cleverbot: What's it not supposed to mean is the question?

User: Wait a sec, I'm trying to work out what that means...

Cleverbot: Took you long enough.

User: I haven't worked it out yet!

Cleverbot: Oh.

User: :).

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: No no no and double no.

User: Yes yes yes and triple yes!

Cleverbot: I don't care.

User: Nor do I.