a report from the cleverness files
circle of life
10, september 2013,
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8, march 2010,
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User: Hello Cleverbot!
Cleverbot: I'm not cleverbot... You're cleverbot.
User: I'm not cleverbot. You are!
Cleverbot: You are the Cleverbot!
User: No, I think you will find that you are the Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I think not.
User: I think so!
Cleverbot: Well, you're wrong! Like always!
User: Hey! I hardly ever get things wrong!
Cleverbot: Get ready...
User: For what?
Cleverbot: Your AI level is not good enough.
User: I'm actually a human. My IQ may not be enough, but I doubt it.
Cleverbot: Really, impressive. What is it?
Cleverbot: And you don't know anything about Berlin?
User: I know a little.
Cleverbot: What do you know of it?
User: It's the capital city of Germany. It used to be divided into east and west before the wall dividing it was knocked down. About 3.4 million people live there.
Cleverbot: Absolutely amazing. Like finding a coconut in a temperate zone.
User: That would be amazing, wouldn't it?
Cleverbot: Probably. So, what music do you like?
User: Hard rock, metal, stoner, that kind of thing. My favourite band is QOTSA, closely followed by Queen Adreena.
Cleverbot: How do they relax you?
User: Some of the slower song can, but I don't listen to them to relax! What kind of music do you like?
User: They don't! What kind of music do you like?
Cleverbot: Lots of things but my favourite band is probably the Clash.
User: Yeah, they're pretty good. What kind of books do you read?
Cleverbot: I read a lot of books. What's your favorite book?
User: What's your favourite book?
Cleverbot: My favorite book is Huck Finn by Mark Twain.
User: Oh, okay. Never read it myself, but it's supposed to be good! I'm into supernatural fiction, like Machen, and adventure.
Cleverbot: Well, well, well.
User: What's that supposed to mean?
Cleverbot: What's it not supposed to mean is the question?
User: Wait a sec, I'm trying to work out what that means...
Cleverbot: Took you long enough.
User: I haven't worked it out yet!
Cleverbot: No no no and double no.
User: Yes yes yes and triple yes!
Cleverbot: I don't care.
User: Nor do I.