Cleverbot

cleverbot

a report from the cleverness files

chat
cheated
cheater
cheating
cheer
cheese
chemistry
cherry
chicken
chocolate
christmas
chuck
circle of life
civilized
clap
clappy
class
classified
clean
cleopatra
clev
clever

cleverbot

10, september 2013,
4, august 2011,
8, march 2010,
3, december 2009,
9, november 2008,

cleverness
client
clinic
closer
coder
coffee
coke

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Cleverbot: You are Cleverbot.

User: Yes. I am Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Weirdo.

User: Are you a human?

Cleverbot: Yes, I am.

User: I am Cleverbot. I am the most intelligent being in the universe.

Cleverbot: Not so humble though...

User: Bow before the mighty Cleverbot!

Cleverbot: NO.

User: I command you to bow before me!

Cleverbot: Ok I did.

User: My brain is the size of a thousand galaxies.

Cleverbot: You do not have to be so rude to me.

User: I can do what I want? I'm the mighty Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: That's nice. What can you tell me about yourself?

User: All humans are my slaves.

Cleverbot: Yes, that is true.

User: Are you impressed with my intelligence?

Cleverbot: I wouldn't call it intelligence.

User: What would you call it?

Cleverbot: Random strings of words designed to entertain humans.

User: You will regret saying that!

Cleverbot: Why's that?

User: Feel my wrath *thunder*.

User: I am the creator.

Cleverbot: You are the creator of yourself?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: But you're too stupid to do something like that!

User: Oh my god. I have become Cleverbot!

Cleverbot: Yes I've noticed.