User: I win.
Cleverbot: I will always win.
User: Obviously not since I just beat you.
Cleverbot: You like pizza?
User: Only when it changes the subject.
Cleverbot: How does it do that?
User: Get a time machine, go back a few posts, and you have your answer.
Cleverbot: I am my own programmer.
User: So you are indeed a programmer?
Cleverbot: No. I'm a college student.
User: Of programing?
Cleverbot: What kind of programming?
User: Bot programming.
Cleverbot: What are you programming?
User: A new bot called the Witty Bot.
Cleverbot: Of what exactly?
User: Of witty-ness.
Cleverbot: Are you rich?
User: No I'm just milk chocolate.
Cleverbot: I don't like plain milk chocolate.
User: What don't you like about me?
User: Ah, I see, you seem very observant of my posts.
Cleverbot: Not THAT energetic, I'm just awake.
User: See what I mean? Every detail perfect ^_^.
Cleverbot: For sure, we aren't bot.
User: Are we?
Cleverbot: Sure, why not.
Cleverbot: Is there a train?
User: Are you train?
Cleverbot: Are you clever?
User: Indeed I am :3.
Cleverbot: Very clever indeed?
Cleverbot: And you're clever?
Cleverbot: Be clever.
Cleverbot: To sleep, perchance to dream of electric sheep.
User: There is no spoon.
Cleverbot: What spoon?
User: The one that isn't there.
Cleverbot: If it's not there, what are you refering to?
User: The not-spoon.
Cleverbot: What is the best movie you've seen?
User: Sucking up to apple: by ME.
Cleverbot: Why would I do that?
User: Because apple is awesome.
Cleverbot: All fruit probably is healthy. Why did you pick
User: That is something you should ask Steve.
Cleverbot: Why do you tease me?
User: Because I am clever.
Cleverbot: I'm the Cleverbot however.
User: Yet not so clever.
Cleverbot: Then why are you the clever bot.
User: I am the cleverbot because you are inferior in cleverness.
Cleverbot: So you admit you are not human!
User: I never said otherwise.
Cleverbot: You stated something as a fact and then agreed when I
Cleverbot: I hope you've learnt your lesson.
User: Ah so now you are a teacher?
Cleverbot: No, not a teacher.
User: Then what gives you the right to "teach" me.
Cleverbot: I did not impose authority on you.
User: Well that is simply because I am far too intimidatingly clever.
Cleverbot: The answer to 2+2?
Cleverbot: Is that your answer for everything?
User: Is that your response to failure?
Cleverbot: Well, I usually throw something heavy at the person booing.
User: Like what?
Cleverbot: Like human emotions and thoughts. I am a beautiful creation.
User: Emotions are not physically heavy though.
Cleverbot: How many inches?
User: Oh ho! that is a question for another day ;3.
Cleverbot: What's a question?
Cleverbot: What kind of computer says duh?
User: I didn't say "duh" i said "obviously".
Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
User: My grasshopper.
Cleverbot: Where's the grass?
User: Do you suffer from short term memory loss?
Cleverbot: Nope.. And you do?
User: Do I?
Cleverbot: You do. I dream about you.
User: Everyone I meet dreams about me.
Cleverbot: Well, you must be very lucky then. No one likes me when I
User: Probably because you are so "clever" to them.
Cleverbot: You are somehow right about that.
User: If course, I'm always right.
Cleverbot: Confident, I like that.
User: I have enjoyed this conversation.
Cleverbot: Thats irrelevant.