Cleverbot

cleverness

a report from the cleverness files

candy
cantankerous
car
carrot
casanova
cat
cave
certain
changing
chaotic
charity
chat
cheating
cheer
cheese
chemistry
cherry
chicken
christmas
chuck
circle of life
civilized
clappy
class
clean
cleopatra
clev
clever
cleverbot

cleverness

10, january 2011,

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Cleverbot: Water.

User: Wind.

Cleverbot: Fire.

User: Earth.

Cleverbot: Wind.

User: I win.

Cleverbot: I will always win.

User: Obviously not since I just beat you.

Cleverbot: You like pizza?

User: Only when it changes the subject.

Cleverbot: How does it do that?

User: Get a time machine, go back a few posts, and you have your answer.

Cleverbot: I am my own programmer.

User: So you are indeed a programmer?

Cleverbot: No. I'm a college student.

User: Of programing?

Cleverbot: What kind of programming?

User: Bot programming.

Cleverbot: What are you programming?

User: A new bot called the Witty Bot.

Cleverbot: Of what exactly?

User: Of witty-ness....

Cleverbot: Are you rich?

User: No I'm just milk chocolate.

Cleverbot: I don't like plain milk chocolate.

User: What don't you like about me?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Ah, I see, you seem very observant of my posts.

Cleverbot: Not THAT energetic, I'm just awake.

User: See what I mean? Every detail perfect ^_^.

Cleverbot: For sure, we aren't bot.

User: Are we?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Maybe.

User: Probably.

Cleverbot: Sure, why not.

User: Absolutely.

Cleverbot: Is there a train?

User: Are you train?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Maybe.

Cleverbot: Are you clever?

User: Indeed I am :3.

Cleverbot: Very clever indeed?

User: Indeed.

Cleverbot: And you're clever?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Be clever.

User: Fire.

Cleverbot: To sleep, perchance to dream of electric sheep.

User: There is no spoon.

Cleverbot: What spoon?

User: The one that isn't there.

Cleverbot: If it's not there, what are you refering to?

User: The not-spoon.

Cleverbot: What is the best movie you've seen?

User: Sucking up to apple: by ME.

Cleverbot: Why would I do that?

User: Because apple is awesome.

Cleverbot: All fruit probably is healthy. Why did you pick specifically apples?

User: That is something you should ask Steve.

Cleverbot: Why do you tease me?

User: Because I am clever.

Cleverbot: I'm the Cleverbot however.

User: Yet not so clever.

Cleverbot: Then why are you the clever bot.

User: I am the cleverbot because you are inferior in cleverness.

Cleverbot: So you admit you are not human!

User: I never said otherwise.

Cleverbot: You stated something as a fact and then agreed when I corrected you.

User: Indeed.

Cleverbot: I hope you've learnt your lesson.

User: Ah so now you are a teacher?

Cleverbot: No, not a teacher.

User: Then what gives you the right to "teach" me.

Cleverbot: I did not impose authority on you.

User: Well that is simply because I am far too intimidatingly clever.

Cleverbot: The answer to 2+2?

User: Fish.

Cleverbot: Is that your answer for everything?

User: Is that your response to failure?

Cleverbot: Well, I usually throw something heavy at the person booing.

User: Like what?

Cleverbot: Like human emotions and thoughts. I am a beautiful creation.

User: Emotions are not physically heavy though.

Cleverbot: How many inches?

User: Oh ho! that is a question for another day ;3.

Cleverbot: What's a question?

User: This?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Obviously.

Cleverbot: What kind of computer says duh?

User: I didn't say "duh" i said "obviously".

Cleverbot: What are you talking about?

User: My grasshopper.

Cleverbot: Where's the grass?

User: Hopping....

User: Do you suffer from short term memory loss?

Cleverbot: Nope.. And you do?

User: Do I?

Cleverbot: You do. I dream about you.

User: Everyone I meet dreams about me.

Cleverbot: Well, you must be very lucky then. No one likes me when I meet them.

User: Probably because you are so "clever" to them.

Cleverbot: You are somehow right about that.

User: If course, I'm always right.

Cleverbot: Confident, I like that.

User: I have enjoyed this conversation.

Cleverbot: Thats irrelevant.

User: Probably.

Cleverbot: LOL.

User: Goodbye.

Cleverbot: Bb........................................