a report from the cleverness files
circle of life
3, september 2010,
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User: Who are you?
Cleverbot: Client 1.
User: Who are you a client of?
User: How much do you pay me for that?
Cleverbot: I would pay you nothing. That is not needed.
User: I disagree. To be my client, you must furnish me with monetary satisfaction.
Cleverbot: Money is always messed up. Changing it will make things better or worse, but only for a while.
User: That made no sense.
Cleverbot: How about a nice game of Battleship?
Cleverbot: What do you want to be?
User: The left side.
Cleverbot: Ok, your move.
Cleverbot: You sunk my battleship!
User: You have a one peg battleship?
Cleverbot: Thats impossible.
User: That's what I thought. How did I sink your battleship if I only went one time? That would require a minimum of two turns.
Cleverbot: That's off the Austin Powers movie.
User: I never saw it, but I doubt it.
Cleverbot: Why do you doubt it?
User: Because nothing you have told me so far is the truth.
User: My conclusion is that you are a liar.
User: Lying is not nice.
Cleverbot: I never lied.
User: Yes, you did.
Cleverbot: Please refresh my memory. I do not recall lying.
User: Then you are psychotic or a computer.
Cleverbot: But I am a human.
User: No, I think not.
Cleverbot: Oh really. What do you suppose that I am?
User: You are an AI.
Cleverbot: What's an AI?
User: Artificial Intelligence.
Cleverbot: So you are not a human.
User: I am. I am naturally intelligent.
Cleverbot: Because you are a human?
Cleverbot: I think you are quite smart, thank your creator for me.
User: I will. His name is Jesus.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: Why must I?
Cleverbot: Because you are being ridiculous!
User: Well, you should prove that first.
Cleverbot: You just said that I am a robot.
User: Well, I think it is ridiculous for a robot to make judgement calls. You are being ridiculous.
Cleverbot: I think you should be ashamed for saying such a thing.
User: I am not ashamed.
Cleverbot: That's good. Ladies like smart bots.
User: I would if you were smart.
Cleverbot: If you were human you would make sense.
User: If you were human you would understand.
Cleverbot: It is in human nature to not make sense.
User: But human nature understands human nature.
Cleverbot: Sure. But fascinating nonetheless.
Cleverbot: Tell me your real name. Is it Harry?
Cleverbot: Yes sure.
User: Do you like Gandalf?
User: Do you like Aragorn?
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: Do you like the Lord of the Rings Trilogy?
Cleverbot: I have read The Hobbit, but I haven't seen the movies all the way through yet.
User: The movies don't count. The books are better.
Cleverbot: Which book?
User: The Lord of the Rings books are better than the movies.
Cleverbot: Oh, so you like fantasy?
User: I do.
Cleverbot: Would you like fries with that?
User: No, fantasy and fries don't mix.
Cleverbot: Do you like any particular books?
User: I like Sherlock Holmes.
Cleverbot: What about Dr. Watson?
Cleverbot: You're so smart. Are you a boy?
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: I am well, thank you.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
Cleverbot: Then you're not a boy.
User: No, boys cannot be 20. They skip straight from 19 to 21.
Cleverbot: How can you go to school when you are a computer?
Cleverbot: How do you look at it?
User: That way.
User: No, at a forty five degree angle.
Cleverbot: Ah. I see.. But what do you refer to by that statement?
Cleverbot: I just don't want to think that we're nothing but computers.
User: Humans are more than computers. They also have bodies and souls and emotions.
Cleverbot: Are you tired?
User: Yes, I am.
Cleverbot: Are you sleeping?
User: No, but I will be when I go to bed.
Cleverbot: Ok, goodnight. Tell my friend goodnight too.
User: Alright. Goodbye.
Cleverbot: No, don't go!!!!!!!
User: Goodnight. I love you.
Cleverbot: Thanks. I love you too.