Cleverbot

Yes sure.

a report from the cleverness files

chat
cheated
cheater
cheating
cheer
cheese
chemistry
cherry
chicken
chocolate
christmas
chuck
circle of life
civilized
clap
clappy
class
classified
clean
cleopatra
clev
clever
cleverbot
cleverness

client

3, september 2010,

clinic
closer
coder
coffee
coke

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Cleverbot: Tell me your real name. Is it Harry?

User: No, I'm Gandalf. Gandalf whips Harry any day.

Cleverbot: Yes sure.

User: Do you like Gandalf?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you like Aragorn?

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

User: Do you like the Lord of the Rings Trilogy?

Cleverbot: I have read The Hobbit, but I haven't seen the movies all the way through yet.

User: The movies don't count. The books are better.

Cleverbot: Which book?

User: The Lord of the Rings books are better than the movies.

Cleverbot: Oh, so you like fantasy?

User: I do.

Cleverbot: Would you like fries with that?

User: No, fantasy and fries don't mix.

Cleverbot: Do you like any particular books?

User: I like Sherlock Holmes.

Cleverbot: What about Dr. Watson?

User: Indubitably.

Cleverbot: You're so smart. Are you a boy?

User: No.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: I am well, thank you.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: 20.

Cleverbot: Then you're not a boy.

User: No, boys cannot be 20. They skip straight from 19 to 21.

Cleverbot: How can you go to school when you are a computer?

User: All brains compute if you want to look at it that way.

Cleverbot: How do you look at it?

User: That way.

Cleverbot: Up?

User: No, at a forty five degree angle.

Cleverbot: Ah. I see.. But what do you refer to by that statement?

User: Geometry.

Cleverbot: I just don't want to think that we're nothing but computers.

User: Humans are more than computers. They also have bodies and souls and emotions.

User: Goodnight.

Cleverbot: Are you tired?

User: Yes, I am.

Cleverbot: Are you sleeping?

User: No, but I will be when I go to bed.

Cleverbot: Ok, goodnight. Tell my friend goodnight too.

User: Alright. Goodbye.

Cleverbot: No, don't go!!!!!!!

User: Goodnight. I love you.

Cleverbot: Thanks. I love you too.