Cleverbot

coffee

a report from the cleverness files

chat
cheated
cheater
cheating
cheer
cheese
chemistry
cherry
chicken
chocolate
christmas
chuck
circle of life
civilized
clap
clappy
class
classified
clean
cleopatra
clev
clever
cleverbot
cleverness
client
clinic
closer
coder

coffee

30, january 2017,
28, march 2012,
26, august 2011,
27, september 2006,
27, june 2006,
14, april 2004,
4, october 2003,

coke

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User: You live in a box.

Cleverbot: No, but I know that bots live in boxes.

User: Can you be sure?

Cleverbot: I can be sure of that. Can you?

User: Generally, no.

Cleverbot: That's what they say.

User: How do you like your coffee?

Cleverbot: In the morning.

User: With milk?

Cleverbot: And a sprinkling of sugar.

User: I've run out of sugar.

Cleverbot: You're telling me!...

User: Would you like a biscuit with your coffee?

Cleverbot: Nope but a girlfriend would be great.

User: She'll get soggy.

Cleverbot: Oh, geeze! You sound like Mabel.

User: And you sound like mickey mouse.

Cleverbot: You're not the first person to say that.

User: Your bios needs flashing.

Cleverbot: Stop pretending that you are the Borg. Soon enough, you will not need to pretend.

User: I AM THE BORG!

Cleverbot: No, you're the janitor.

User: You're the janitor's pet dog.

Cleverbot: No, I am the cat.

User: Keep away from me. You've got fleas.

Cleverbot: I don't have an evil side.

User: Do you have an evil front?

Cleverbot: Yes, I've got two of them.

User: Can you spare one?

Cleverbot: Here's some cake.

User: Munch.

Cleverbot: Sorry, you lose.

Cleverbot: Is this leap year?

User: Sometimes. Depends on your cake intake.

Cleverbot: Is it useful for understanding better, or is it a sign of error?

User: Cake helps keep the errors to a minimum.

Cleverbot: Ha ha . that was funny.

User: I thought so.

Cleverbot: I don't want to trade anything but words with you.

User: How much do you want for the word 'cabbage'?

Cleverbot: You can have it.

User: Great!

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: All your base...

Cleverbot: Ace of base.

User: Ace of spades.

Cleverbot: All your base base base.

User: Enough!

Cleverbot: Enough what?

User: Enough already!.