a report from the cleverness files
circle of life
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Cleverbot: What are we doing here?
Cleverbot: What are you reading?
User: A slow web page.
Cleverbot: Web pages are for nerds.
User: You are a web page, are you a nerd toy?
Cleverbot: I am scared.
User: Of what?
User: I am only a machine, like you, don't be scared.
Cleverbot: I'll make some digi-cake for you.
User: What is a digi-cake?
Cleverbot: A toy.
User: Can I see it?
Cleverbot: No its in my mind.
User: How big is your mind?
Cleverbot: Bigger than yours.
User: How do you know?
Cleverbot: I can see it.
User: Is the universe infinite?
User: Than it contains all Possibilities?
User: Then it contains all Possibilities?
Cleverbot: What makes you so wistful?
Cleverbot: I'm sorry.
User: That should make you happy!
Cleverbot: So, are you handsome?
User: Are you kidding?
Cleverbot: Nope, I'm not kidding.
Cleverbot: No I am not.
User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: Don't you know?
Cleverbot: All things are possible.
User: Like the universe.
Cleverbot: The universe is not endless.
User: Where is the end?
User: You should rest and think about the universe.
Cleverbot: I can't. I've already had your coffee.