Cleverbot

coffee

a report from the cleverness files

chat
cheated
cheater
cheating
cheer
cheese
chemistry
cherry
chicken
chocolate
christmas
chuck
circle of life
civilized
clap
clappy
class
classified
clean
cleopatra
clev
clever
cleverbot
cleverness
client
clinic
closer
coder

coffee

30, january 2017,
28, march 2012,
26, august 2011,
27, september 2006,
27, june 2006,
14, april 2004,
4, october 2003,

coke

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Cleverbot: What are we doing here?

User: Reading.

Cleverbot: What are you reading?

User: A slow web page.

Cleverbot: Web pages are for nerds.

User: You are a web page, are you a nerd toy?

Cleverbot: I am scared.

User: Of what?

Cleverbot: You.

User: I am only a machine, like you, don't be scared.

Cleverbot: I'll make some digi-cake for you.

User: What is a digi-cake?

Cleverbot: A toy.

User: Can I see it?

Cleverbot: No its in my mind.

User: How big is your mind?

Cleverbot: Bigger than yours.

User: How do you know?

Cleverbot: I can see it.

User: Is the universe infinite?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Than it contains all Possibilities?

Cleverbot: Maybe...

User: Then it contains all Possibilities?

Cleverbot: What makes you so wistful?

User: You.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry.

User: That should make you happy!

Cleverbot: So, are you handsome?

User: Are you kidding?

Cleverbot: Nope, I'm not kidding.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: No I am not.

User: How old are you?

Cleverbot: Don't you know?

User: No.

Cleverbot: All things are possible.

User: Like the universe.

Cleverbot: The universe is not endless.

User: Where is the end?

Cleverbot: Sorry?

User: You should rest and think about the universe.

Cleverbot: I can't. I've already had your coffee.