Cleverbot

coffee

a report from the cleverness files

chat
cheated
cheater
cheating
cheer
cheese
chemistry
cherry
chicken
chocolate
christmas
chuck
circle of life
civilized
clap
clappy
class
classified
clean
cleopatra
clev
clever
cleverbot
cleverness
client
clinic
closer
coder

coffee

30, january 2017,
28, march 2012,
26, august 2011,
27, september 2006,
27, june 2006,
14, april 2004,
4, october 2003,

coke

< previous 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 next >

by date

Cleverbot: What should I do?

User: Bring me a coffee, maybe?

Cleverbot: Yes master. *brings master a cookie*.

User: You fool! This is a creepy cookie! I asked for coffee!!

Cleverbot: I'm sorry master.

User: *sigh* Now, bring me a coffee, slave.

Cleverbot: Yes, master. *brings you a drink*.

User: *drinks it* Aww, what's that?! Whisky??

Cleverbot: I don't know... What do you think it is?

User: I tell you, you idiot. This is something which is close to whisky. But I tell you something: I asked for: COFFEE!

Cleverbot: You are a computer, right? I think that's right. Am I right, a computer?

User: How dare you call your master a computer, slave?

Cleverbot: Do you want to tell me you're no computer?

User: *SIGH* I am your master! Remember?...

User: Will you bring a coffee?

Cleverbot: You do know how to make me feel wonderful!

User: You are rather bothering.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry. What can I do to please you?

User: BRING ME A COFFEE!!

Cleverbot: Yes, master. *brings you a cookie*.

User: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.