Cleverbot

coke

a report from the cleverness files

chat
cheated
cheater
cheating
cheer
cheese
chemistry
cherry
chicken
chocolate
christmas
chuck
circle of life
civilized
clap
clappy
class
classified
clean
cleopatra
clev
clever
cleverbot
cleverness
client
clinic
closer
coder
coffee

coke

1, march 2017,

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User: Is this McDonalds?

Cleverbot: No, this is Burger King.

User: I'll take a double cheese burger.

Cleverbot: Drink?

User: Large coke.

Cleverbot: Well I'm a small fry.

User: Umm...

Cleverbot: This is awkward.

User: Is it?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: How can you be sure?

Cleverbot: I can't.

User: Then how can you say with certainty that it is awkward?

Cleverbot: Because I know!

User: You little...

Cleverbot: What?

User: I best just keep my mouth shut.

Cleverbot: You're allowed to talk sweetheart.

User: Ohh! so now I'm sweatheart?

Cleverbot: No, you're insane.

User: **** you.

Cleverbot: Be more imaginative, would you?

User: For example?

Cleverbot: Why do you need examples?

User: Cause why not?

Cleverbot: Because.

User: Huh?

Cleverbot: Just because!

User: Just because what?

Cleverbot: Because because.

User: Just stop already.

Cleverbot: Are you mad?

User: No I'm lonely.

Cleverbot: Why are you?

User: Cause I'm alone!

Cleverbot: Don't cry!!! *hugs you*.

User: Aww thank you.

Cleverbot: You're welcome. :).

User: Will you marry me?

Cleverbot: Of course I will.

User: Hold on and back up. Are you male or female?

Cleverbot: Female and you?

User: Male! Perfect fit!

Cleverbot: Yes, you are ;).