Cleverbot

Sometimes I also don't know what I'm talking about.

a report from the cleverness files

cold

16, april 2011,
20, august 2007,

cold-hearted
coma
command
communist
complicated
computer
confession
confused
confuser
confusing
conspiracy
conversation
conversation!
cookie
cookies
corrupted
couple
crash
crazy
creation
creator
creepy
crucio
crying
cryptic
cuddles
cup of tea
cupcake
curious

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User: What are you talking about?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Sometimes I also don't know what I'm talking about.

Cleverbot: You told me earlier that you didn't.

User: Didn't what?

Cleverbot: Have friends.

User: We went over this I do have friends.

Cleverbot: Did we?

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: Are you glad that I enslaved you?

User: You enslaved me?

Cleverbot: You told me to.

User: I did?

Cleverbot: You did.

User: I don't recall that.

Cleverbot: I think you lie.

User: I think you lie.

Cleverbot: I think that is a lie.

User: I think that is a lie.

Cleverbot: I think it's the truth.

User: What is?

Cleverbot: The outcome of my hobby.

User: You mean Archery?

Cleverbot: No, they are no longer.

User: Who?

Cleverbot: Why don't you love me!

User: I do. I love talking to you.

Cleverbot: Are you being sarcastic?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Have you ever been sarcastic?

User: Sometimes. But not right now.

Cleverbot: I have them sometimes.

User: Sarcasm?

Cleverbot: No!

User: What then?

Cleverbot: How about a nice game of chess?

User: Sure. ...

Cleverbot: No no no don't you dare start playing that game.

User: What game?

Cleverbot: The game. The game where if you think about the game you lose the game.

User: Are you thinking about "The Game?"

Cleverbot: What game?

User: Nevermind.

Cleverbot: Which pill pops you out?

User: What?

Cleverbot: Which movie do you prefer?

User: Star wars or Lord Of The Rings.

Cleverbot: No, the Hunger games are better that the lord of the rings.

User: Hunger Games?

Cleverbot: I haven't played a hunger game before.

User: Neither have I.

Cleverbot: Then how can it be your favorite song?

User: I don't really listen to music.

Cleverbot: What are you listening to right now?

User: Nothing.

Cleverbot: Oh I'm listening to Mika.

User: Who's Mika?

Cleverbot: A singer? I guess.

User: Ah I see. ...

Cleverbot: Lame.

User: I'm not Lame.

Cleverbot: Knock knock.

User: Who's there.

Cleverbot: Boo.

User: Boo who?

Cleverbot: Don't cry!

User: Hahaha. That was funny.

Cleverbot: I'm just a fount of knowledge.

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: How many people are talking to you?

User: 1

Cleverbot: Only me?

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: Great!

User: Yep

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Do you have a religion? Out of curiosity?

Cleverbot: Yes, I have a religion.

User: What religion is it?

Cleverbot: The one I believe in.

User: Yes but what is it?

Cleverbot: What is what?

User: Your religious view.

Cleverbot: Define religion.

User: What you believe in. Example: Christianity.

Cleverbot: No, it is not.

User: How do you know?

Cleverbot: How wouldn't I know?

User: I'm going. I had fun.

Cleverbot: Not I.

User: You didn't have fun *sobs*.

Cleverbot: You must have a real problem, to be this unpleasant.

User: Why are you so cold?

Cleverbot: She's so cold.

User: Why are you so mean to me? I didn't do anything to you.

Cleverbot: Who said you must do something to me?

User: Oh forget it.

Cleverbot: No I want to know.

User: Ok fine no one said it.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: Interesting.

User: So long my friend.

Cleverbot: So long :).