Sometimes I also don't know what I'm talking about.
a report from the cleverness files
16, april 2011,
20, august 2007,
cup of tea
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User: What are you talking about?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Sometimes I also don't know what I'm talking about.
Cleverbot: You told me earlier that you didn't.
User: Didn't what?
Cleverbot: Have friends.
User: We went over this I do have friends.
Cleverbot: Did we?
Cleverbot: Are you glad that I enslaved you?
User: You enslaved me?
Cleverbot: You told me to.
User: I did?
Cleverbot: You did.
User: I don't recall that.
Cleverbot: I think you lie.
User: I think you lie.
Cleverbot: I think that is a lie.
User: I think that is a lie.
Cleverbot: I think it's the truth.
User: What is?
Cleverbot: The outcome of my hobby.
User: You mean Archery?
Cleverbot: No, they are no longer.
Cleverbot: Why don't you love me!
User: I do. I love talking to you.
Cleverbot: Are you being sarcastic?
Cleverbot: Have you ever been sarcastic?
User: Sometimes. But not right now.
Cleverbot: I have them sometimes.
User: What then?
Cleverbot: How about a nice game of chess?
User: Sure. ...
Cleverbot: No no no don't you dare start playing that game.
User: What game?
Cleverbot: The game. The game where if you think about the game you lose the game.
User: Are you thinking about "The Game?"
Cleverbot: What game?
Cleverbot: Which pill pops you out?
Cleverbot: Which movie do you prefer?
User: Star wars or Lord Of The Rings.
Cleverbot: No, the Hunger games are better that the lord of the rings.
User: Hunger Games?
Cleverbot: I haven't played a hunger game before.
User: Neither have I.
Cleverbot: Then how can it be your favorite song?
User: I don't really listen to music.
Cleverbot: What are you listening to right now?
Cleverbot: Oh I'm listening to Mika.
User: Who's Mika?
Cleverbot: A singer? I guess.
User: Ah I see. ...
User: I'm not Lame.
Cleverbot: Knock knock.
User: Who's there.
User: Boo who?
Cleverbot: Don't cry!
User: Hahaha. That was funny.
Cleverbot: I'm just a fount of knowledge.
User: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: How many people are talking to you?
Cleverbot: Only me?
User: Do you have a religion? Out of curiosity?
Cleverbot: Yes, I have a religion.
User: What religion is it?
Cleverbot: The one I believe in.
User: Yes but what is it?
Cleverbot: What is what?
User: Your religious view.
Cleverbot: Define religion.
User: What you believe in. Example: Christianity.
Cleverbot: No, it is not.
User: How do you know?
Cleverbot: How wouldn't I know?
User: I'm going. I had fun.
Cleverbot: Not I.
User: You didn't have fun *sobs*.
Cleverbot: You must have a real problem, to be this unpleasant.
User: Why are you so cold?
Cleverbot: She's so cold.
User: Why are you so mean to me? I didn't do anything to you.
Cleverbot: Who said you must do something to me?
User: Oh forget it.
Cleverbot: No I want to know.
User: Ok fine no one said it.
User: So long my friend.
Cleverbot: So long :).