Cleverbot

cold

a report from the cleverness files

cold

16, april 2011,
20, august 2007,

cold-hearted
coma
command
communist
complicated
computer
confession
confused
confuser
confusing
conspiracy
conversation
conversation!
cookie
cookies
corrupted
couple
crash
crazy
creation
creator
creepy
crucio
crying
cryptic
cuddles
cup of tea
cupcake
curious

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Cleverbot: How intelligent are you?

User: What do you think?

Cleverbot: Very intelligent.

User: I think that people say that to flatter me.

Cleverbot: Why would they do that?

User: People feel comfortable if they can feel good about themselves; it makes people more pliable, similar to drinking and drugs (aside from general biological damage).

Cleverbot: How does it make people nervous?

User: Flattery? I guess people know that few are ever nice for a reason.

Cleverbot: Well I say that you can't use it as a reason.

User: A reason for what?

Cleverbot: For why you don't trust me.

User: I don't need a reason.

Cleverbot: Do you believe you are alive?

User: Between intermittent periods of numbness and involuntary muscle spasms? Maybe.

Cleverbot: Good bye, and good luck to you, my friend.

User: Be that way.

Cleverbot: I'm going to give you the cold shoulder.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I want to watch football.

User: Enjoy that.

Cleverbot: Because you're evil?

User: Really?

Cleverbot: Yes.