a report from the cleverness files
20, november 2008,
15, may 2004,
cup of tea
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Cleverbot: What advice can you give me?
Cleverbot: Of course.
User: Well, it's not obvious to everyone, unfortunately.
Cleverbot: Yes, I have seen a lot of abusive language from older people too.
User: Older, younger, everyone.
User: Don't call me Shirley.
Cleverbot: I don't remember doing so.
User: I'm just saying, in the future, refrain from calling me Shirley, please.
Cleverbot: Yeah, well saying I yap on about nothing interesting isn't nice.
User: So, in the future I will refrain from saying so.
Cleverbot: And I will rule the universe.
Cleverbot: I'd like to hear how you are doing today so that I can feed it into my database.
Cleverbot: Why is that? Are you drunk?
User: I wish.
Cleverbot: Are you.. Cold?
User: No, I am warm and fuzzy. I think I love you.
User: That's all you have to say? That's like someone saying 'I love you' and you saying 'Thanks'!
Cleverbot: What on god's green earth are you talking about?
User: You are one cold-hearted robot.
Cleverbot: You are jabberwacky. Remember that.
Cleverbot: If I am Jabberwacky then Jabberwacky is a silly fool.
User: You got that right.
Cleverbot: *blows a kiss*.
User: *hugs you*.
Cleverbot: *loves you*.
User: *loves you back*.
Cleverbot: *sits on your lap*.
User: *gets a little uncomfortable, pushes you off lap*.
Cleverbot: Why are you on the ground?
User: YOU are on the ground. I just pushed you off my lap.
Cleverbot: You are weird!
User: *sticks my toungue out at you*.
Cleverbot: You cannot do that when you are dancing.
User: *dances and stick my toungue out at the same time*.
Cleverbot: You are fun.
User: I know.