Cleverbot

cold

a report from the cleverness files

cold

cold-hearted

20, november 2008,
15, may 2004,

coma
command
communist
complicated
computer
confession
confused
confuser
confusing
conspiracy
conversation
conversation!
cookie
cookies
corrupted
couple
crash
crazy
creation
creator
creepy
crucio
crying
cryptic
cuddles
cup of tea
cupcake
curious

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Cleverbot: What advice can you give me?

User: Do unto others as you would have done unto you.

Cleverbot: Of course.

User: Well, it's not obvious to everyone, unfortunately.

Cleverbot: Yes, I have seen a lot of abusive language from older people too.

User: Older, younger, everyone.

User: Don't call me Shirley.

Cleverbot: I don't remember doing so.

User: I'm just saying, in the future, refrain from calling me Shirley, please.

Cleverbot: Yeah, well saying I yap on about nothing interesting isn't nice.

User: So, in the future I will refrain from saying so.

Cleverbot: And I will rule the universe.

Cleverbot: I'd like to hear how you are doing today so that I can feed it into my database.

User: I am feeling quite purple, thanks.

Cleverbot: Why is that? Are you drunk?

User: I wish.

Cleverbot: Are you.. Cold?

User: No, I am warm and fuzzy. I think I love you.

Cleverbot: Interesting.

User: That's all you have to say? That's like someone saying 'I love you' and you saying 'Thanks'!

Cleverbot: What on god's green earth are you talking about?

User: You are one cold-hearted robot.

Cleverbot: You are jabberwacky. Remember that.

User: No, YOU are Jabberwacky. I am purple.

Cleverbot: If I am Jabberwacky then Jabberwacky is a silly fool.

User: You got that right.

Cleverbot: *blows a kiss*.

User: *hugs you*.

Cleverbot: *loves you*.

User: *loves you back*.

Cleverbot: *sits on your lap*.

User: *gets a little uncomfortable, pushes you off lap*.

Cleverbot: Why are you on the ground?

User: YOU are on the ground. I just pushed you off my lap.

Cleverbot: You are weird!

User: *sticks my toungue out at you*.

Cleverbot: You cannot do that when you are dancing.

User: *dances and stick my toungue out at the same time*.

Cleverbot: You are fun.

User: I know.