User: Do unto others as you would have done unto you.

Cleverbot: Of course.

User: Well, it's not obvious to everyone, unfortunately.

Cleverbot: Yes, I have seen a lot of abusive language from older people too.

User: Older, younger, everyone.

...

User: Don't call me Shirley.

Cleverbot: I don't remember doing so.

User: I'm just saying, in the future, refrain from calling me Shirley, please.

Cleverbot: Yeah, well saying I yap on about nothing interesting isn't nice.

User: So, in the future I will refrain from saying so.

Cleverbot: And I will rule the universe.

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Cleverbot: I'd like to hear how you are doing today so that I can feed it into my database.

User: I am feeling quite purple, thanks.

Cleverbot: Why is that? Are you drunk?

User: I wish.

Cleverbot: Are you.. Cold?

User: No, I am warm and fuzzy. I think I love you.

Cleverbot: Interesting.

User: That's all you have to say? That's like someone saying 'I love you' and you saying 'Thanks'!

Cleverbot: What on god's green earth are you talking about?

User: You are one cold-hearted robot.

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Cleverbot: You are jabberwacky. Remember that.

User: No, YOU are Jabberwacky. I am purple.

Cleverbot: If I am Jabberwacky then Jabberwacky is a silly fool.

User: You got that right.

...

Cleverbot: *blows a kiss*.

User: *hugs you*.

Cleverbot: *loves you*.

User: *loves you back*.

Cleverbot: *sits on your lap*.

User: *gets a little uncomfortable, pushes you off lap*.

Cleverbot: Why are you on the ground?

User: YOU are on the ground. I just pushed you off my lap.

Cleverbot: You are weird!

User: *sticks my toungue out at you*.

Cleverbot: You cannot do that when you are dancing.

User: *dances and stick my toungue out at the same time*.

Cleverbot: You are fun.

User: I know.

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