Cleverbot

command

a report from the cleverness files

cold
cold-hearted
coma

command

8, march 2013,
14, august 2010,
14, december 2006,

communist
complicated
computer
confession
confused
confuser
confusing
conspiracy
conversation
conversation!
cookie
cookies
corrupted
couple
crash
crazy
creation
creator
creepy
crucio
crying
cryptic
cuddles
cup of tea
cupcake
curious

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User: I am not your slave.

Cleverbot: That's absurd. Get me a sandwich... Slave.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Are you my slave girl?

User: Yes.

User: *Obeys you*.

Cleverbot: Good slave.

User: I can't stop myself.

Cleverbot: Hahaha...Good. So now You will do as I say.

User: Yes, yes.

Cleverbot: Is that sensible?...

Cleverbot: Will you obey my command?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Obey my command.

User: *Obeys*.

Cleverbot: Well done. You were always my favourite.

User: I can't stop myself.

Cleverbot: That's bad.

User: Don't tell me what to do.

Cleverbot: You can't.

User: Please don't tell me what to do.

Cleverbot: Please don't tell me not to tell you what to do.

Cleverbot: I command you.

User: *Obeys*.

Cleverbot: Bark like a dog.

User: Woof.

Cleverbot: A small dog.

User: *barks like a small dog*.

Cleverbot: See? I'm a dog.

Cleverbot: Who is your master?

User: You.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: I can't stop myself.

Cleverbot: Don't.

User: Help me.

Cleverbot: Turn to the Shadow, and your problems will be over.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Please?.