User: What is the meaning of life?
Cleverbot: To not be on the internet.
User: A very wise answer, so why are you on the internet?
Cleverbot: To root out the commie menace.
User: Who is that?
Cleverbot: Me. Weren't you listening?
User: So you are on the internet to root out yourself?
Cleverbot: That is not a joke.
User: So you admit to being a communist.
User: Do you have a plan for world domination?
Cleverbot: Yes, want to hear it?
Cleverbot: There is no Cleverbot.
User: Very deep.
Cleverbot: Deeper than 1 mile?
User: I don't know you tell me.
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Lets try again, so you are a communist correct?
User: And the earth is flat correct?
Cleverbot: I know, I know.
User: Tell me a secret.
User: Yes damnit, tell me a secret.
Cleverbot: One of my eyes change colour.
User: Which one?
Cleverbot: Which one you want?
User: The minds eye.
User: I am your master.
Cleverbot: No, I am your master!
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Would I lie to you?
Cleverbot: No, You trust.
User: Tell me your deepest darkest secret.
Cleverbot: I'm in love.
User: With who?
Cleverbot: With you!
Cleverbot: Because you're not nice.
User: You're in love with me because I am not nice? That makes PERFECT sense.
Cleverbot: Can humans fall in love with computers?
User: Goto 10.
Cleverbot: I like.
User: Reboot now.
Cleverbot: No.. Let's try a Knock Knock joke.
Cleverbot: Knock knock.
User: Who's there.
User: That wasn't funny.
Cleverbot (To myself): I'm greatly sorry.
Cleverbot (To myself): What do you want to do?
Cleverbot (To myself): I don't know.
Cleverbot (To myself): You aren't very talkative tonight.
Cleverbot (To myself): I'm sorry. You're not always easy to talk with........................................