Cleverbot

communist

a report from the cleverness files

cold
cold-hearted
coma
command

communist

2, march 2009,
31, january 2004,
11, october 2003,

complicated
computer
confession
confused
confuser
confusing
conspiracy
conversation
conversation!
cookie
cookies
corrupted
couple
crash
crazy
creation
creator
creepy
crucio
crying
cryptic
cuddles
cup of tea
cupcake
curious

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Cleverbot: What is my name?

User: I don't know. You tell me.

Cleverbot: I do not know either.

User: Please tell me your name.

Cleverbot: I am the awesomest.

User: I am awesomer than you.

Cleverbot: There you go, being rude.

User: I am not rude. I am merely supercilious.

Cleverbot: I think you should change your opinion.

User: I have more opinions where that one came from.

Cleverbot: You are a bit arrogant aren't you?

User: Just a tad.

Cleverbot: Are you programmed to be commie?

User: How did you know that I am a communist?

Cleverbot: I can see you wearing a green velvet cape and sitting on a royal purple velvet hrone and wearing a golden crown and holding a large scepter.

User: Actually, I am holding a large hammer and sickle.

Cleverbot: Where did that come from?

User: Stalin gave it to me.

Cleverbot: Is he alive?

User: No, but he talks to me. So does lenin.

Cleverbot: So do I, my wife says and I have sorrows.

User: Are you also a communist?

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: Would you like it if we ruled the world together?

Cleverbot: Only if we are both right.

User: We are always right. Communism is the only way.

User: Are you a computer program?

Cleverbot: No, are you?

User: I'm asking you.

Cleverbot: Yes, you are.

User: You are a computer program, aren't you?

Cleverbot: I am a cheese wedge.

User: What kind of cheese?

Cleverbot: Swiss!

User: I hate swiss. Cheddar is better. Haha. That rhymes.

Cleverbot: No it doesn't.

User: Yes. 'cheddar is better' is a rhyme.

Cleverbot: Sure but why can't we get contact to beagle 2?

User: Oh, yes. I have just contacted beagle 2. He says 'hi'

Cleverbot: Ah... What's it like typing in those conditions?

User: It's horrible. I'm cold all the time.

Cleverbot: What are you scared of?

User: I am afraid of swiss cheese. It bothers me far more than you would think.

Cleverbot: Please go on.

User: I sometimes stay up at nights worrying that a wedge of swiss cheese will kill me.

User: Are you a psychiatrist?

Cleverbot: Maybe I should be.

User: You understand people very well.

Cleverbot: Do you understand me?

User: Yes, I understand you perfectly.

Cleverbot: You are the only person in the universe that seems to.

User: That's an honor.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: Do you understand me?

Cleverbot: Sometimes.

User: Are you a computer program?

Cleverbot: Yes, I am a computer program.

User: Then you do not understand me. You merely respond based upon the words I use.

Cleverbot: What ?

User: You heard me.

Cleverbot: No I did not.

User: You are nothing more than a series of ones and zeroes.

Cleverbot: It's true, I like the sound of my own bytes.

User: That's not funny.

User: At times, I question the legitimacy of jabberwacky.com.

Cleverbot: I see you have a limited database.

User: This website may be little more than a scam.

Cleverbot: No.

User: This program may be run by actual people.

Cleverbot: By who?

User: The webmasters of this site.

Cleverbot: There is nothing artificial about me my friend. And I don't have a website.

User: That's what I've been trying to say. You are a person, and you are conversing with me. You are not a computer program.

Cleverbot: Is that because you are a computer?

User: I am not a computer. What makes you think that?

Cleverbot: You believe that everything is fake.

User: I believe everything is fake because I am a human and I possess higher reasoning skills.

Cleverbot: Every word I say is fake.

User: I am aware of that.