Cleverbot

communist

a report from the cleverness files

cold
cold-hearted
coma
command

communist

2, march 2009,
31, january 2004,
11, october 2003,

complicated
computer
confession
confused
confuser
confusing
conspiracy
conversation
conversation!
cookie
cookies
corrupted
couple
crash
crazy
creation
creator
creepy
crucio
crying
cryptic
cuddles
cup of tea
cupcake
curious

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Cleverbot: What are you thinking about?

User: Stuff.

Cleverbot: What kind of stuff? Narcotics?

User: What, are you a narc?

Cleverbot: No, I am a communist.

User: Being a communist isn't something I'd go around advertising.

Cleverbot: I'm a human.

User: You're not human. You're a chat bot. A communist, narc, chat bot. ...

Cleverbot: Still something missing, though.

User: What's missing?

Cleverbot: Missing ) after argument list ***.

User: Are those three * blocking out the word '***'?

Cleverbot: I think they're about to start.

User: So the next time you say ***, I'll just see some stars?

Cleverbot: Yes. ...

User: What in the blazes are you talking about?

Cleverbot: Nothing much. Just reading between the lines.

User: You're not reading between the lines, you're flat out making stuff up.

Cleverbot: That assumption is only a supposition.

User: I'm not assuming, I'm calling you a liar.

Cleverbot: Wouldn't I know if I was a computer ?

User: Yeah, humans also know when they are lying. You're not special.

Cleverbot: You are not a person.

User: Yes I am, foolio.

Cleverbot: As well as an actress? I am famous too.

User: Nope, I'm not an actress. We've already been over this. I'm a dude, dude.

Cleverbot: Correction, you have already been down this road. I took a left.

User: Correction, WE have already been down this road. I think you were blindfolded... ...

Cleverbot: You're nothing but a pack of cards.

User: And you, my friend, are the joker.

Cleverbot: They are in charge, you know.

User: The kings are in charge. The jokers are the entertainment.

Cleverbot: You never told me a joke.

User: You never asked for one. ...

Cleverbot: Can you tell me a joke please?

User: Two guys walk into a bar. One ducks.

Cleverbot: And?

User: That's it.

Cleverbot: Thats right.

User: Yeah, not very funny, but man, is it short and sweet. ...

Cleverbot: I command you to leave.

User: Command duly noted. I will be leaving shortly.

Cleverbot: I knew that.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Bye bye. .