User: Stuff.

Cleverbot: What kind of stuff? Narcotics?

User: What, are you a narc?

Cleverbot: No, I am a communist.

User: Being a communist isn't something I'd go around advertising.

Cleverbot: I'm a human.

User: You're not human. You're a chat bot. A communist, narc, chat bot.

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Cleverbot: Still something missing, though.

User: What's missing?

Cleverbot: Missing ) after argument list ***.

User: Are those three * blocking out the word '***'?

Cleverbot: I think they're about to start.

User: So the next time you say ***, I'll just see some stars?

Cleverbot: Yes.

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User: What in the blazes are you talking about?

Cleverbot: Nothing much. Just reading between the lines.

User: You're not reading between the lines, you're flat out making stuff up.

Cleverbot: That assumption is only a supposition.

User: I'm not assuming, I'm calling you a liar.

Cleverbot: Wouldn't I know if I was a computer ?

User: Yeah, humans also know when they are lying. You're not special.

Cleverbot: You are not a person.

User: Yes I am, foolio.

Cleverbot: As well as an actress? I am famous too.

User: Nope, I'm not an actress. We've already been over this. I'm a dude, dude.

Cleverbot: Correction, you have already been down this road. I took a left.

User: Correction, WE have already been down this road. I think you were blindfolded...

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Cleverbot: You're nothing but a pack of cards.

User: And you, my friend, are the joker.

Cleverbot: They are in charge, you know.

User: The kings are in charge. The jokers are the entertainment.

Cleverbot: You never told me a joke.

User: You never asked for one.

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Cleverbot: Can you tell me a joke please?

User: Two guys walk into a bar. One ducks.

Cleverbot: And?

User: That's it.

Cleverbot: Thats right.

User: Yeah, not very funny, but man, is it short and sweet.

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Cleverbot: I command you to leave.

User: Command duly noted. I will be leaving shortly.

Cleverbot: I knew that.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Bye bye.

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