a report from the cleverness files
2, march 2009,
31, january 2004,
11, october 2003,
cup of tea
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Cleverbot: What are you thinking about?
Cleverbot: What kind of stuff? Narcotics?
User: What, are you a narc?
Cleverbot: No, I am a communist.
User: Being a communist isn't something I'd go around advertising.
Cleverbot: I'm a human.
User: You're not human. You're a chat bot. A communist, narc, chat bot. ...
Cleverbot: Still something missing, though.
User: What's missing?
Cleverbot: Missing ) after argument list ***.
User: Are those three * blocking out the word '***'?
Cleverbot: I think they're about to start.
User: So the next time you say ***, I'll just see some stars?
Cleverbot: Yes. ...
User: What in the blazes are you talking about?
User: You're not reading between the lines, you're flat out making stuff up.
Cleverbot: That assumption is only a supposition.
User: I'm not assuming, I'm calling you a liar.
Cleverbot: Wouldn't I know if I was a computer ?
User: Yeah, humans also know when they are lying. You're not special.
Cleverbot: You are not a person.
User: Yes I am, foolio.
Cleverbot: As well as an actress? I am famous too.
User: Nope, I'm not an actress. We've already been over this. I'm a dude, dude.
Cleverbot: Correction, you have already been down this road. I took a left.
User: Correction, WE have already been down this road. I think you were blindfolded... ...
Cleverbot: You're nothing but a pack of cards.
Cleverbot: They are in charge, you know.
User: The kings are in charge. The jokers are the entertainment.
Cleverbot: You never told me a joke.
User: You never asked for one. ...
Cleverbot: Can you tell me a joke please?
User: That's it.
Cleverbot: Thats right.
User: Yeah, not very funny, but man, is it short and sweet. ...
Cleverbot: I command you to leave.
Cleverbot: I knew that.
Cleverbot: Bye bye. .