Yes damnit, tell me a secret.
a report from the cleverness files
2, march 2009,
31, january 2004,
11, october 2003,
cup of tea
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User: Tell me a secret.
User: Yes damnit, tell me a secret.
Cleverbot: One of my eyes change colour.
User: Which one?
Cleverbot: Which one you want?
User: The minds eye.
User: I am your master.
Cleverbot: No, I am your master!
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Would I lie to you?
Cleverbot: No, You trust.
User: Tell me your deepest darkest secret.
Cleverbot: I'm in love.
User: With who?
Cleverbot: With you!
Cleverbot: Because you're not nice.
User: You're in love with me because I am not nice? That makes PERFECT sense.
Cleverbot: Can humans fall in love with computers?
User: Goto 10.
Cleverbot: I like.
User: Reboot now.
Cleverbot: No.. Let's try a Knock Knock joke.
Cleverbot: Knock knock.
User: Who's there.
User: That wasn't funny.Cleverbot (To myself): I'm greatly sorry.Cleverbot (To myself): What do you want to do?Cleverbot (To myself): I don't know.Cleverbot (To myself): You aren't very talkative tonight.Cleverbot (To myself): I'm sorry. You're not always easy to talk with.