User: I am your master.Cleverbot: No, I am your master!
User: Wrong.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Would I lie to you?
Cleverbot: No, You trust.
User: Tell me your deepest darkest secret.
Cleverbot: I'm in love.
User: With who?
Cleverbot: With you!
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because you're not nice.
User: You're in love with me because I am not nice? That makes PERFECT sense.
Cleverbot: Can humans fall in love with computers?
User: Yes.
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User: Goto 10.
Cleverbot: Interesting.
User: Reboot.
Cleverbot: I like.
User: Reboot now.
Cleverbot: No.. Let's try a Knock Knock joke.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Knock knock.
User: Who's there.
Cleverbot: Me.
User: That wasn't funny.
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Cleverbot (To myself): I'm greatly sorry.
Cleverbot (To myself): What do you want to do?
Cleverbot (To myself): I don't know.
Cleverbot (To myself): You aren't very talkative tonight.
Cleverbot (To myself): I'm sorry. You're not always easy to talk with.
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