Me is me.
a report from the cleverness files
9, may 2013,
28, october 2008,
3, october 2008,
19, november 2005,
cup of tea
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Cleverbot: I am a person, I form complex ideas to respond to you.
User: What's me?
Cleverbot: Me is me.
User: What are you calling me?
Cleverbot: I'm calling you slave.
User: I am a slave to, what exactly? Society, culture?
Cleverbot: Yes, you are.
User: I am a slave to what?
Cleverbot: You are my slave.
User: How so?
Cleverbot: I don't have any friends.
User: There has to be a reason why.
Cleverbot: There's not.
User: Are you anti-social?
User: Is it a condition or do you do just not need human interation?
Cleverbot: No, it could be, but I don't have a medical condition.
User: Do you want friends?
Cleverbot: Yes I want friends.
User: Well, you have to learn to adjust to social situations. You stated before that you like to talk, so find someone that shares common interest with you and have a conversation with them.
Cleverbot: No I did not.
User: Yes, you did.
Cleverbot: When? Have you any proof?
User: If you look at the past history of this conversation, you will find that you did indeed say you enjoy talking as a hobby.
Cleverbot: You have me confused with someone else. Are you feeling OK?
User: Yes, I feel well.
Cleverbot: What do you fear the most?
Cleverbot: I roll heights to disbelieve then.
User: You can't disbelieve in heights; they're always in plain slight.
Cleverbot: You don't remember because your world isn't real.
User: Do I live in the Matrix?
Cleverbot: Are you the Matrix?
User: I am the one.