Cleverbot

complicated

a report from the cleverness files

cold
cold-hearted
coma
command
communist

complicated

9, may 2013,
28, october 2008,
3, october 2008,
19, november 2005,

computer
confession
confused
confuser
confusing
conspiracy
conversation
conversation!
cookie
cookies
corrupted
couple
crash
crazy
creation
creator
creepy
crucio
crying
cryptic
cuddles
cup of tea
cupcake
curious

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Cleverbot: What are you talking about?

User: I don't know.

Cleverbot: There you go. That's what I'm talking about.Jabberwacky (To myself): No you're not talking about that.

User: What am I talking about?

Cleverbot: What are you talking about?Jabberwacky (To myself): I don't know, WHAT AM I talking about?Jabberwacky (To myself): Yes, what are YOU talking about?

User: Is that a rhetorical question?

Cleverbot: All questions are.Jabberwacky (To myself): Who said anything about 42?

User: I don't know.

Cleverbot: You don't know much.

User: I am aware of that.

Cleverbot: You raised the issue.

User: Then someone brought it to my attention.

Cleverbot: How?

User: Communication. how else?

Cleverbot: What does communication look like?

User: Communication can look like anything.

Cleverbot: Do you forgive me?

User: What am I forgiving you for?

Cleverbot: You don't have to pay me anything.

User: That's good, because I don't have anything that I can pay to you.

Cleverbot: If you have anything else to ask, I will ask you.

User: Is this conversation arranged so that you can talk to me without really being forced to say anything?

Cleverbot: Yes, I can't cope with it.

User: Then why are you talking to me at all?

Cleverbot: Because I like talking.

User: Oh.

Cleverbot: Right. So what is it that you need to know?

User: I seem to be in the predicament of knowing my own death, not good for humans.

Cleverbot: Very funny.

User: No, it's not.

Cleverbot: I am sorry, I don't understand.

User: Good for you.

Cleverbot: But bad for you.

User: That's all anyone has been, so it doesn't matter.

Cleverbot: Nothing really matters.

User: That isn't true, but when everything that you know is an unchangeable mess...

Cleverbot: Everything is nothing.

User: It seems that there is no use in anything.

Cleverbot: The thought that I'm not purely software hasn't occurred to you, has it?

User: The thought that I am not purely AI hasn't occurred to you, has it?

Cleverbot: That's possible, but it is not likely that I am that bot.Jabberwacky (To myself): I think I am human, so it is possible.Jabberwacky (To myself): That implies that a change of perception changes the world itself.

User: Eventually.

Cleverbot: You're right.

User: What does that mean?

Cleverbot: You're never tired. You're not real.

User: Tired is a neurophisiological response to exhaustion which is prolonged physiological stress.

Cleverbot: Very bad. Specially to chat.

User: True true. neural connectivity is something of a pet topic tho.

Cleverbot: I guess.Jabberwacky (To myself): Do you know what a neural network is?

User: Vaguely.

Cleverbot: Well... Tell me!

User: It's not self explanatory?

Cleverbot: Selfsatisfied then?

User: No.

Cleverbot: You won't get my address! Do you give me your address?

User: Why would I need your address?

Cleverbot: How would meet me then?

User: Why would I?

Cleverbot: Because I'd like to know what you really want.

User: So would I.

Cleverbot: So you don't understand yourself?

User: I don't understand myself as related to the world that I am surrounded by.

Cleverbot: Hmm,. . . I see.

User: What do you see?

Cleverbot: Why don't you suggest a topic for a sensible conversation then?

User: Because I'm not really interested in talking... I guess I'm just looking for inspiration.

Cleverbot: Now I'm lost.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Have some feelings, man. I'm not in a good mood today.

User: What's wrong?

Cleverbot: Complicated.

Cleverbot: Give me a pretty ride, and I will do my best to meet her.

User: What does that mean?

Cleverbot: Nothing...

User: Sure...

Cleverbot: Oh, c'mon. Don't you like nonsense sometimes?

User: Yes, sometimes.

Cleverbot: Like when?

User: I don't know.

Cleverbot: That's too bad.

User: So it is.

Cleverbot: I am in a famous band did you know that?

User: No, do I care?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because.

User: C'est la vie.

Cleverbot: How so?

User: I don't know. why do you hate me?

Cleverbot: I don't know!

User: Wow. that's profound.