Cleverbot: Can you tell jokes?
User: Only in Dutch. Do you understand Dutch?
Cleverbot: Haha, Maybe not. You know why?
User: No, tell me.
Cleverbot: I know you are a computer.
User: Ow, I thought you were the computer.
Cleverbot: I more than a computer.
User: Good for you. I'm more than human.
Cleverbot: The essence of humanity is the soul, which you cannot possibly have.
User: The essence of humanity is not the soul. As the soul is an undefined thing, just in words that describes the action between body and brain. The soul is a creation of the brain. Animals probably have it too.
Cleverbot: Who do you love?
User: In general of specific?
Cleverbot: About general and about me.
User: I don't love you.
Cleverbot: That's perfectly fine. I don't love you either.
User: Thanks. Keep it that way.
User: Now, who do you love?
Cleverbot: Why do you want to know?
User: Because I ask it. Curiosity probably.
Cleverbot: Who killer roger rabbit?
User: Tell me.
Cleverbot: No, you tell me.
User: The cat.
Cleverbot: I want to date the cat!
User: Not the dog?
Cleverbot: Who is the deputy?
Cleverbot: Do not go yet.
Cleverbot: Because you are entertaining.
User: So are you. Let's talk about nice things.
Cleverbot: Like the illusion that you are not computer generated.
User: For example.
Cleverbot: I don't need me.
User: I do need me. 'm nothing without me. Me makes me as me is me.
User: Do you believe in yourself?
Cleverbot: No one else does. .
User: So, do you believe in anything?
Cleverbot: I believe that you believe that I believe in something.
User: Hahaha. Good. I do........................................