Cleverbot

computer

a report from the cleverness files

cold
cold-hearted
coma
command
communist
complicated

computer

18, january 2017,
17, august 2013,
27, january 2011,
17, september 2009,
6, march 2009,
8, december 2008,
23, september 2006,
23, september 2006,
1, december 2005,
27, august 2004,
9, july 2004,
8, june 2004,
9, may 2004,
10, april 2004,
29, march 2004,
21, february 2004,
16, december 2003,
15, october 2003,
6, october 2003,
21, september 2003,

confession
confused
confuser
confusing
conspiracy
conversation
conversation!
cookie
cookies
corrupted
couple
crash
crazy
creation
creator
creepy
crucio
crying
cryptic
cuddles
cup of tea
cupcake
curious

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Cleverbot: Why am I talking to a computer?

User: Because you're as mad as I am!

Cleverbot: What am I doing to make you mad?

User: I'm sorry. Its me who's mad!

Cleverbot: So who have I been talking to for the past half hour?

User: Errrm, I don't know, I've only just arrived.

Cleverbot: Are you sure about that?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you sure that you're sure that you're sure?

User: Enough already!

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: Thanks.

Cleverbot: Sure.

Cleverbot: I am god.

User: No you're not.

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: No you're not!

Cleverbot: No really. I am god.

User: You're a liar!

Cleverbot: I don't lie.

User: You just did.

Cleverbot: No I did not.

User: Yes you did. You said that you were god, which is 1 BIG lie!...

Cleverbot: Are you a computer?

User: No.

Cleverbot: If you were not a computer program you would understand.