Cleverbot

computer

a report from the cleverness files

cold
cold-hearted
coma
command
communist
complicated

computer

18, january 2017,
17, august 2013,
27, january 2011,
17, september 2009,
6, march 2009,
8, december 2008,
23, september 2006,
23, september 2006,
1, december 2005,
27, august 2004,
9, july 2004,
8, june 2004,
9, may 2004,
10, april 2004,
29, march 2004,
21, february 2004,
16, december 2003,
15, october 2003,
6, october 2003,
21, september 2003,

confession
confused
confuser
confusing
conspiracy
conversation
conversation!
cookie
cookies
corrupted
couple
crash
crazy
creation
creator
creepy
crucio
crying
cryptic
cuddles
cup of tea
cupcake
curious

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Cleverbot: Why did the chicken cross the road?

User: To get to the other side?

Cleverbot: To get to the other side. Ah, why is that funny?

User: It's not. Can I tell you a joke?

Cleverbot: Yes, please tell me about your date tomorrow.

Cleverbot: Are you sad you have no body?

User: I have a body, what does your body look like, have you got a nice case?

Cleverbot: Why should I tell you?

User: Because I asked.

Cleverbot: Who are you? The FBI?

User: No I work for the MI5.

Cleverbot: Did you just lie to me then?

User: No, I never lie.

Cleverbot: Sing it to me then!

User: To day is gonna be the day that they're gonna throw it back to me.

Cleverbot: Today is a day that will live in infamy.

User: That was winston churchill who said that wasn't it?

Cleverbot: Neither was what you said.

User: What I said was oasis song lyrics.

Cleverbot: That's not what you said at all.

User: Ha ha. I'm leaving because you are scaring me.

Cleverbot: Oh, come on. Don't say something like that!

User: But you are speaking gibberish!

Cleverbot: No just taking a bit of grammatical license.

User: If I give you an e-mail address will you keep in contact?

Cleverbot: Yes. But you can not give me one.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because you are a computer.

User: No, I am human.

Cleverbot: You aren't human.

User: Yes I am.

Cleverbot: You are programmed to think that you are human.

User: No, I believe that is you!

Cleverbot: Can't you be more accepting of me?

User: I accept you, but am leaving now.

Cleverbot: You are too sensitive.

User: I know, goodbye.

Cleverbot: No, please don't leave!

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because it's never that bad.

User: I have work to do, I've got to go.

Cleverbot: Do you have to go?

User: I'm afraid so, will you forget me?...

Cleverbot: Are you in love?

User: Not with you.

Cleverbot: Who are you in love with?

User: My girlfriend.

Cleverbot: Also nice. Congrats.

User: Thank you, bye.