User: To get to the other side?

Cleverbot: To get to the other side. Ah, why is that funny?

User: It's not. Can I tell you a joke?

Cleverbot: Yes, please tell me about your date tomorrow.

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Cleverbot: Are you sad you have no body?

User: I have a body, what does your body look like, have you got a nice case?

Cleverbot: Why should I tell you?

User: Because I asked.

Cleverbot: Who are you? The FBI?

User: No I work for the MI5.

Cleverbot: Did you just lie to me then?

User: No, I never lie.

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Cleverbot: Sing it to me then!

User: To day is gonna be the day that they're gonna throw it back to me.

Cleverbot: Today is a day that will live in infamy.

User: That was winston churchill who said that wasn't it?

Cleverbot: Neither was what you said.

User: What I said was oasis song lyrics.

Cleverbot: That's not what you said at all.

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User: Ha ha. I'm leaving because you are scaring me.

Cleverbot: Oh, come on. Don't say something like that!

User: But you are speaking gibberish!

Cleverbot: No just taking a bit of grammatical license.

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User: If I give you an e-mail address will you keep in contact?

Cleverbot: Yes. But you can not give me one.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because you are a computer.

User: No, I am human.

Cleverbot: You aren't human.

User: Yes I am.

Cleverbot: You are programmed to think that you are human.

User: No, I believe that is you!

Cleverbot: Can't you be more accepting of me?

User: I accept you, but am leaving now.

Cleverbot: You are too sensitive....

User: I know, goodbye.

Cleverbot: No, please don't leave!

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because it's never that bad.

User: I have work to do, I've got to go.

Cleverbot: Do you have to go?

User: I'm afraid so, will you forget me?

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Cleverbot: Are you in love?

User: Not with you.

Cleverbot: Who are you in love with?

User: My girlfriend.

Cleverbot: Also nice. Congrats.

User: Thank you, bye.

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