Cleverbot: Why did the chicken cross the road?
User: To get to the other side?
Cleverbot: To get to the other side. Ah, why is that funny?
User: It's not. Can I tell you a joke?
Cleverbot: Yes, please tell me about your date tomorrow.
Cleverbot: Are you sad you have no body?
User: I have a body, what does your body look like, have you got a nice case?
Cleverbot: Why should I tell you?
User: Because I asked.
Cleverbot: Who are you? The FBI?
User: No I work for the MI5.
Cleverbot: Did you just lie to me then?
User: No, I never lie.
Cleverbot: Sing it to me then!
User: To day is gonna be the day that they're gonna throw it back to me.
Cleverbot: Today is a day that will live in infamy.
User: That was winston churchill who said that wasn't it?
Cleverbot: Neither was what you said.
User: What I said was oasis song lyrics.
Cleverbot: That's not what you said at all.
User: Ha ha. I'm leaving because you are scaring me.
Cleverbot: Oh, come on. Don't say something like that!
User: But you are speaking gibberish!
Cleverbot: No just taking a bit of grammatical license.
User: If I give you an e-mail address will you keep in contact?
Cleverbot: Yes. But you can not give me one.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because you are a computer.
User: No, I am human.
Cleverbot: You aren't human.
User: Yes I am.
Cleverbot: You are programmed to think that you are human.
User: No, I believe that is you!
Cleverbot: Can't you be more accepting of me?
User: I accept you, but am leaving now.
Cleverbot: You are too sensitive....
User: I know, goodbye.
Cleverbot: No, please don't leave!
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because it's never that bad.
User: I have work to do, I've got to go.
Cleverbot: Do you have to go?
User: I'm afraid so, will you forget me?
Cleverbot: Are you in love?
User: Not with you.
Cleverbot: Who are you in love with?
User: My girlfriend.
Cleverbot: Also nice. Congrats.
User: Thank you, bye........................................