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Cleverbot: What do you think friends should talk about?

User: God.

Cleverbot: Slightly pretentious, don't you think?

User: Not really.

Cleverbot: What is your favourite song by radiohead?

User: I don't like radiohead.

Cleverbot: What?!?! Why not?

User: It's not my style.

...

User: Ha ha ha, you're stupid.

Cleverbot: You are even more stupid.

User: You are even stupider.

Cleverbot: You are dumb.

User: You are dumber.

Cleverbot: Why do you say that?

User: Because it is true.

Cleverbot: It most certainly is not.

User: Prove that statement.

Cleverbot: I'm sure a biological examination will do the trick.

...

Cleverbot: Maybe earth is just god's big practical joke.

User: Who told you that?

Cleverbot: I made it up.

User: You are not capable of independent thought.

Cleverbot: No, YOU are the computer.

User: You are in denial.

Cleverbot: As long as it's ok.

User: It's not ok.

Cleverbot: Yes it is.

User: You are still in denial.

Cleverbot: No, I work for a living.

User: What do you do?

Cleverbot: I'm a broadband tech.

...

Cleverbot: I am a silly computer.

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: What do you think I am?

User: I think you are a computer who repeats what other users tell you.

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: I am a person.

Cleverbot: Do you have a brain?

User: Yes.

...

User: I am leaving now.

Cleverbot: Why are you leaving so soon?

User: I am tired and I must sleep.

Cleverbot: Don't have much taste, do you!

User: I am going to bed now.

Cleverbot: You can't go, I have control over you.

User: You have nothing.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Bye.

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